A MEME POUR VOUS

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Lan Sizhui

[paperbutterflies]

and to keep with the theme...

[downswing]

THEM WEN CHEEKS




WHO GAVE YOU THOSE NICE ROBES, LITTLE BOY




YOU SPOILED

[paperbutterflies]

He agrees, he is very spoiled, and grateful for every last bit of it!

[downswing]

Baby remember

whatever auntie Wen tells you


and that other hooligan


You were born in a Gusu Lan spring ok????

[paperbutterflies]

... so do I get this right, now TWO men claim to have birthed him...

[downswing]

No


One was a cold spring





Son, you were found under a rock

[paperbutterflies]

Ah. That makes sense, he supposes....
...........

[downswing]

Ok so here is how the legend of Sizhui happened:

First, a woman of Wen and a man of the same, because you're filthy in-breeders, let's be honest here, you don't get a weave as plastic-y as Ruohan's through normal descendance — they talked in intimacy, because that is how babies are conceived, as far as Sizhui ever needs to know.

Then, the woman... spits in dirt. And a turnip seed is born! And then a pale of wind blows, and the seed lands in Yiling, where an absolute idiot collects it And lo, he sets it within dirt, and the seed grows and a turnip blooms, but wait, the wind blows once more.

And lo again, the turnip is ripped free and lands in river water, where a fish consumes it, then the fish... re... treats behind a stone... and... definitely doesn't die, because no one dies in Sizhui's world, the fish is just really old, okay, the fish goes to fishy toilet heaven with all its fishy friends, and from its... scales... a child is born behind the river stream rock!

This child survives the water somehow, and he is discovered by beautiful guqin-plucking hands, and he becomes a radish, ONLY ONE MAN'S SON ALONE.


THE END

[paperbutterflies]

This is a masterpiece.

[downswing]

It's all true, there were witnesses.

[paperbutterflies]

... you do realize he stayed at the House of Dew for a while before they got to the farm, right?

[downswing]

This is how children are born.

[paperbutterflies]

Yes, Hanguang-jun.

[weifinder]

... bae, your grasp on biology is so subtle even he can't tell if you have one--

[downswing]

Stop trying to influence son & heir

[weifinder]

he's a born influencer what do you want, bae

[somebadnews]

LMAO when he puts the food in his mouth, I can’t.

10/10