+1 ex spy

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BG and fresh meat here bringing you the other half of the Word of Honor soulmate combo, Zhou Zishu! I was promised cookies so hand them over! I wasn't, I'm just here because easily enabled and pouted at XD

Happy to be here, in all honesty! He's from a bit later than Wen Kexing, from just as he goes out to let himself be captured so those dear to him are possibly left alone. There's some cw in his personality and past (suicide and self-mutilation to be precise) so please hit up his permissions post if you'd rather opt out entirely or anything.

My tagging can be sporadic (as those who know me know already) but it's a work in progress. I'm PST but work night shift and can be reached at fireduck or PM if you only use Discord and want that instead. Be warned if you add me on plurk, I talk a lot about my job (hospital squiggly lines reader), Tolkien, CDramas, my cat/roommate and her cat.

BACK TO ZISHU no one should let the man cook. No one.

Last but not least: LOOK AT THIS GREMLIN

Comments

[thesuspense]

why can't anyone cook... can't even trust this guy to give candy

what good is he then?

hi, btw

[fated_dance]

lol they can't taste and Zishu never...really...learned how to clean food he's hunted/caught himself.

SO YES it's best to leave the cooking to Kexing.

He's a good murder bro?

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[thesuspense]

why would you not know that, it involves so many knives

suddenly Xue Yang giving cooking lessons to all these pampered idiots...

wheeee, murder! ^-^

[fated_dance]

He had other things to focus on! Like making poisons!

omg yes please though it'll still fall on deaf ears don't kill me until Zishu can get healed up

BEST THING EVER

[thesuspense]

giving everyone a 'how to carve an apple bunny' seminar

xue yang is dead right now, but he'd probably find your slow and torturous death really rad!

[fated_dance]

That would be adorable.

He can get better :3

[wenderer]

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[downswing]

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE

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EXACTLY

LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT IT RIGHT NOW

[downswing]

I AM TRYING TO

IF ONLY DW GAVE ME NOTIFS

SO I COULD KEEP DOING THE THING

[fated_dance]

DW IS A JERK

[weifinder]

yes good bring us the former head assassin and info gatherer who JUST WANTED TO RETIRE, DANGIT

welcome now you can wander this world and drink! with your soulmate! plus if you die we can resurrect you

i know, v appealing offer huh

[fated_dance]

HE GOT SO CLOSE TO NOT HAVING TO DEAL WITH Y'ALL

SO CLOSE

And then this. Yeah no he's not amused.

[weifinder]

it's fine we're just constantly surrounded by dead armies 8)

be glad prince jin can't follow suit

[fated_dance]

He doesn't even care about that. It's the staring and looming when he's attempting to sleep that'll get to him real fast. :|

...that's a very mild relief that's probably going to be short-lived.

[weifinder]

... are the ghosts loving you too much my man, are you just attracting them Like That

asldkjf yeah well on the upside, he'll continue to not have undead army access WE ALL WIN

[fated_dance]

THEY ARE and he already has wkx to fuss over so this is just being extra

yup :3

[paperbutterflies]

... so I hear you like polite and earnest young men with tragic backstory.

[fated_dance]

..........Lao Wen, here's our new son. :3

[paperbutterflies]

I mean they'd have to fight his dads and aunt but also you know exactly what I mean.

[fated_dance]

Nice big family. That'll be fun XD

[paperbutterflies]

Yes yes yes yes. More Wens even!

[fated_dance]

Yesh :3

[wenderer]

ok we'll adopt a whole family!

[fated_dance]

Easily done :3

[somebadnews]

Hello, welcome! I'm Sheep, I play Five and he'll obviously be super welcoming too. I'm canon blind, but from what I'm gathering they could have some super fine times together. Definitely not laughing at all the murderers we're gathering.

I'll add you on plurk and look forward to things. :>

[fated_dance]

Hello Sheep! I know very little about UA but I think I know enough lol Zishu and Five will get along great. XD

Yesssssssssssssssss

[rumorate]

Welcome welcome!

I'm Emily and I play Allison Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy. Unfortunately I'm not canon familiar with your boy but hopefully we can find a way to toss our two kids together!

[fated_dance]

Thank you thank you! As I mentioned to Sheep, I'm not very familiar with UA but I think I know enough! It'll be fuuuuuuuuun XD

[lancifolium]

Hiya, glad to have you in the game! I'm Chel and I play Lily Evans from the Wizarding World, Word of Honor is on my to-watch list so I'm not too familiar but I hope we can find a way to have these two cross paths.

[fated_dance]

LILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! :3 I definitely (obviously) highly recommend watching Word of Honor. XD It's been ages since I played from HP but I adore Lily so this should happen and be fun yes.