cr meme | ...yep, it's already august

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CR MEME

The one, the only, the... definitely-not-late edition! If you're looking to grow out your character's network, filling out the below might help*...! *Results not guaranteed. Do not take while bleeding rocks. Please speak to a doctor if symptoms persist past 48h.


<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP</small>?</b> <b><small>IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH</small>?</b> <b><small>CHARACTER(S) & CANON(S)</small>:</b> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, THE ONE-LINE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR TEAM FOR TARAVAST PURPOSES</small>:</b> <b><small>GOT A LINK TO ANY TARAVAST PLOTS & PLANS</small>?</b> <b><small>HANDWAVERY: WHAT CAN OTHER CHARACTERS SPOT YOURS DOING ON THE DAILY</small>?</b> <b><small>DOES ANYTHING STAND OUT GROTESQUELY/HILARIOUSLY/WTFISHLY ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER(S)</small></b>? <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS</small>:</b> i. <i>Your character is our last hope in the kitchens. Are we saved, are we doomed, is there excess spice, are you Xie Lian</i>? ii. <i>Which awkward reddit forum is your character likeliest to end up on? Choosing Beggars/I-don't-work-here-lady/Bridezillas/MaliciousCompliance/ProRevenge/something else?</i> <b><small>THREE TYPES OF CR YOUR WANT FOR YOUR CHARACTER (BE SPECIFIC), GO</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER NEED AN EXTRA HAND WITH IN TARAVAST</small>?</b>

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wei wuxian | the untamed

[weifinder]

PLAYER: rakel
OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP? sure FIND ME, HAVE ME
IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH? no

CHARACTER(S) & CANON(S): wei wuxian (the untamed)
WHO THEY ARE, THE ONE-LINE ELEVATOR PITCH: the boyfriend who came back and yes you were in trouble, hey-yah, hey-yah, the boyfriend's back
THEIR TEAM FOR TARAVAST PURPOSES: vannozza
GOT A LINK TO ANY TARAVAST PLOTS & PLANS? not yet i'm still working on that plotting comment

HANDWAVERY: WHAT CAN OTHER CHARACTERS SPOT YOURS DOING ON THE DAILY? Offering advice to his many people coming for fertility requests. Watch him slither out of all the propositions for him test driving a blessing in person. Watch him be asked to kiss newly married folks and being handed babies while he looks even more confused about this.
DOES ANYTHING STAND OUT GROTESQUELY/HILARIOUSLY/WTFISHLY ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER(S)? ... I am not awake enough for this question

ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:

i. Your character is our last hope in the kitchens. Are we saved, are we doomed, is there excess spice, are you Xie Lian?

You will survive if you can handle spice, or if nothing spicy hot is available to put in, though he won't be an enthused cook. He also won't poison y'all for the most part, he will lean toward ye olde foods, and likes spicing rather than bland. But also his bae and son are from Clan Bland. It's a life.

ii. Which awkward reddit forum is your character likeliest to end up on? Choosing Beggars/I-don't-work-here-lady/Bridezillas/MaliciousCompliance/ProRevenge/something else?

do you think i know reddit subforums, he'd probably read AITA just to go "yes" and popcorn

THREE TYPES OF CR YOUR WANT FOR YOUR CHARACTER (BE SPECIFIC), GO:
let him adopt you
please mock him but with love
friends are always important and he's used to being betrayed by them so i want some betrayal accounts

WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER NEED AN EXTRA HAND WITH IN TARAVAST?
escaping with any modesty HE'S A REINCARNATED FERTILITY GODDESS THIS WOULD BE GREAT IF HE WERE HIS YOUNGER SELF, RIGHT NOW ITS AWKWARD LAUGHS AND "IT HAS BEEN 84 YEARS SINCE ANYONE'S WANTED MY DICK THIS BADLY" sorry wangji ust land doesn't count for purposes of this cr meme

[thehoneybadger]

would wuxian like to adopt a fighty little bastard of a lesbian who just wants to break the next person praising her "nonviolence activism" in half? she'll mock him incessantly

[weifinder]

yes, please, he needs a daughter and he can show her to wangji and go "she mocked me while the bear chased after me i think you two can bond!"

[thehoneybadger]

amazing. yes. perfect

being prickly and/or making fun of people is her primary method of interacting with people these days so like, "looks like you got the bear necessities back on ;)"

[weifinder]

laughs he's like i appreciate the pun and literally nothing else about this, heeey, heeey, where's your filial piety!!!

what's she up to with taravast in general right now, in this early stuff?

[thehoneybadger]

she shed the last of her filial piety when she threw her dad into the kitchen cabinets and broke them

i'm just jumping back in so i don't really have any plans for early taravast so i am suuuuper open to ideas, i have to look at all the ooc stuff and see what's up

[weifinder]

i'm waiting on a few questions but!

if you want to take a gander at the portion involving the protestors and their being met with eventual violence, wei wuxian i plan to have be jailed following this (idk if rachel would want to join in or end up jailed too or help zuko with a rescue because why not, but that's first thought to come to my mind!)

[thehoneybadger]

sounds good! she'd probably be in rescue mode

[downswing]

Clan Bland would like to send along the back of its hand.

WE ARE HAVING THE FOLLOWING TARAVAST OBJECTS, AS A CONSORTIUM:
— get Wei Wuxian and Wen Qing fattened
— ................get Wei Wuxian stuck in at least one boudoir, all, "Help, the newlyweds are about to consummate and want me to give live instruction?????????"
— 5am family breakfast, no Tiffany's
— let us chase an owl

[weifinder]

these sound perfect for the next span of months and we must do them all, at leisure, pls and thank you

... how's he checking up on wei wuxian's weight gain
is this going to be a "you're a goddess of fertility have you seen any fertile thin ladies"
- he'll definitely make that boudoir call save him please
- is that the call from "come pick up your xyz they dropped in on me this morning" because yes of course
- OWL WILL BE OWNED let them tag a silent flyer it's great

[downswing]

...objectives, not objects, what is copy-editing —

— Wei Ying's weight gain can be assessed by checking if a strong breeze can still blow him away

— do you even know both sent of anatomies, Wifi

— yes, of course

— why are you killing your not-husband, he is literally the only one you have

[weifinder]

i consider them objects of treasured affection, these objectives, okay

- this is when someone else learns wind magic and practises on him

- duh he does, from poetic description only, i'm sure that's helpful

- perfection

- he wants you to LIVE that's why he would totally design a talisman to fly after a specific owl once they have an idea of its energy signature somehow, aka no quick solutions only eventually useful ones because he rather loves you living

[somebadnews]

I'm all for getting Wifi involved in Five's dumb problems as you like, but also his brother just showed up on the vannozza side with a pack of wolves and I've been thinking of you ever since.

OTHERWISE Five is happy to provide the wtf to your backstory, now thinking he got off so easily. (As his way of thanking him for helping with the ghosts ahah...) Your luck is remarkable.

[weifinder]

SCREAMS i'll have to make him comment with please kindly tell me at all times where you are thank you

alsdkfj LMF wow don't you also want to be the reincarnated fertility goddess? it's sweet people hit on you all day it's increasingly awkward wow help

wei wuxian will be working with the local necromancers but yes! any of Five's dumb problems, let me know what way you do or don't want him helping!

[somebadnews]

He's weirdly attached to those wolves. Five will do his best to get him to put them up for adoption, but... he's been through a lot apparently.

Nope. You've never seen someone go so fast from "seriously that's what you picked for me??" to clinging to this farfetched artist BS for all it's worth. Sometimes looking thirteen isn't terrible. In a pinch he can teleport him away... like one time, don't abuse it.

He'll definitely be hitting up the necromancers in the near future, to an unknown extent, so I'm sure they could bump into each other and that would go fine!

[weifinder]

Please get them put up for adoption PLEASE he has one dog here already does he need to be tortured even more--laskdjf it's just funnier to me until we get a Klaus too since he's the closest standin

LFALSKJD Wei Wuxian here to make Five feel better about his given identity, while standing here, having to go out blessing... so many people... please teleport him away from the baby fever orgy that probably will happen (iasfdljalsdf NOADSLKJD sobs)

Hahaha yeah Wei Wuxian's learning in that quarter so for sure, he'd see him around!