cr meme | ...yep, it's already august

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CR MEME

The one, the only, the... definitely-not-late edition! If you're looking to grow out your character's network, filling out the below might help*...! *Results not guaranteed. Do not take while bleeding rocks. Please speak to a doctor if symptoms persist past 48h.


<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP</small>?</b> <b><small>IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH</small>?</b> <b><small>CHARACTER(S) & CANON(S)</small>:</b> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, THE ONE-LINE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR TEAM FOR TARAVAST PURPOSES</small>:</b> <b><small>GOT A LINK TO ANY TARAVAST PLOTS & PLANS</small>?</b> <b><small>HANDWAVERY: WHAT CAN OTHER CHARACTERS SPOT YOURS DOING ON THE DAILY</small>?</b> <b><small>DOES ANYTHING STAND OUT GROTESQUELY/HILARIOUSLY/WTFISHLY ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER(S)</small></b>? <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS</small>:</b> i. <i>Your character is our last hope in the kitchens. Are we saved, are we doomed, is there excess spice, are you Xie Lian</i>? ii. <i>Which awkward reddit forum is your character likeliest to end up on? Choosing Beggars/I-don't-work-here-lady/Bridezillas/MaliciousCompliance/ProRevenge/something else?</i> <b><small>THREE TYPES OF CR YOUR WANT FOR YOUR CHARACTER (BE SPECIFIC), GO</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER NEED AN EXTRA HAND WITH IN TARAVAST</small>?</b>

Comments

[downswing]

...........................he's magnificent with millet. Less versed in rice, because they were very scantly supplied in Sa-Hareth, but he can manage.

Wei Wuxian and he have negotiated pickles.

DO YOU OFFER MORE?

[wenderer]

.......

can wanji light a stove without setting the whole house on fire?

can he catch and kill a chicken, without running away screaming first? this is the bar wkx has had to deal with, in the past

[downswing]

He can lay a cauldron over a fire.

And remains vegetarian.

Why are you coming for him.

[wenderer]

is the boyfriend vegetarian though?

[downswing]

Not his boyfriend! AND HE LIKES MILLET JUST FINE. LIVES FOR IT.

[wenderer]

soulmate? life partner?


has wangi not even properly confessed his untoward desires yet???

(drunken presentation of a chicken does not count as a confession fyi)

[downswing]

.........oh, yeah, noooooooooooo.

[wenderer]

............


poor Untamed!Wangi

he never experienced wwx yelling in front of everybody, including Wangji's brother, "BACK THEN I REALLY WANTED TO SLEEP WITH YOU!!!"

[downswing]

No, he................. he still has his dignity.

But we did decide to honour the novel's anatomical incoherencies fantasies by having their bathtubs break in each arc.

In Arc I, the... trough (I cannot stress how poor they were in Sa-Hareth) Wei Wuxian found got burned down when the undead seized the group's hideout.

During the Stairs of Sighs voyage, the bear got in with Wei Wuxian in his bathing barrel and the latter was destroyed when Wei Wuxian rushed out and the bear gave chase.

Lan Wangji is respectively lugging around a crispy wooden plaque from the trough and a log from the barrel.

I don't know how they'll kill the Taravast marble bath, but I'm here for it.

[wenderer]

oh
oh that's beautiful
carry on

[downswing]

DON'T LET ZHOU ZISHU FOOL YOU, WEN KEXING

YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME





....it's the other way around, innit

[wenderer]

i think zzs and wkx are both pretty horny at this point
wkx workin real hard at cockblocking himself though
it's a gift

[downswing]

SO FUNNY THING

IT'S REAL FUNNY

YOU'LL LAUGH

I HAVE BEEN IN THE UNTAMED FANDOM TWO YEARS

我说一点中文，能力不特别出众，但是还可以。

I CANNOT ABBREVIATE CHARACTER NAMES

LWJ IS LASER WATER JET TO ME

DON'T START ME ON WORD OF HONOR.

[wenderer]

JUST FOR YOU

I will create a keyboard shortcut that automatically changes lwj to laser water jet

[downswing]

May Wen Kexing forever bask in his virginity