+1 hargreeves sibling, this time with knives

[gladiokinesis]

Hi everyone, my name is Katie and I'm showing up here with Diego Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy to join his siblings here whether he likes it or not. In typical Diego fashion he will be making...a ridiculous entrance that may or may not involve joining a wolf pack for a few days. At least he'll be getting his steps in.

Diego has an insecurity complex the size of a small country and a bit of an Oedipal complex going too considering how much he hates his dad but loved his Robot-Mom but you know, it's all good, right??? He had a stutter when he was a child and it still slips out when he's emotionally flooded.

Diego is one of those people who thinks he's much cooler than he actually is. But he also is underestimated a lot and surprises people. Get you a man who can do both.

I'm very excited to be here. I am best contacted either by pming this journal or messaging me on plurk at: autoclave

Comments

[somebadnews]

DIEGO WHAT ARE YOU. Five has been looking for you for months and you immediately decided to replace your family with wolves?? Seriously. (ahaha I love that intro with my entire heart.)

I am so thrilled to have you here! I am one of Diego's biggest fans, I can't wait to see what he gets into. And to yell at him a lot, I'm really sorry, but thank you for giving Five this outlet. He definitely missed doing that.

Adding you on plurk right now. :>

[gladiokinesis]

WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO? KILL THEM? They are good boys Five and they love him. Don't be so jealous. (words cannot contain how much I love his ridiculous intro)

Yes!!! We've talked a little in Emily's plurks before, I think. I love Five and Diego so much so even if they are....absolute children together it'll be a blast.

Please do :>

[somebadnews]

SIGHS HEAVILY. He's so happy you found acceptance with a pack of wild animals, very enterprising of you, but they have people problems now. The wolves stay outside! (Cue Five wondering if Diego always had a second ability that they're just now being made aware of... lmao)

I was holding out hope you'd give it a shot, so I'm just delighted. :> I adore them together. Five will continue to be the older-younger-brother-father to Diego, it's a tough job and he's the only one qualified present.

[gladiokinesis]

Look I mean they cut his second ability from the comics, maybe communing with animals can replace breathing underwater!!! But stop being mean to his friends Five :(

At least he's never had to shout "I'm the Daddy?" to Diego? That might be a low bar, but it's something...but yes they are my favorite comedy duo, I am excited.

[somebadnews]

If he finds out he named them all, he swears...

That line only works on Luther. And I'm not going to say the line that would work on Diego, it won't come up!!

I am too excited. (It's fine, you can tell me to calm down and I will... politely refuse...)

[gladiokinesis]

ngl i have been trying to think of what he would name them....

but what if it does....

i will never tell you that, don't you worry

[somebadnews]

Go ahead and tell Five he can tell them apart, he won't believe him. There will be a quiz later.

If it does something has gone horribly wrong for them.......

:>

PS never listen to Wangji, Diego. Allison will fill you in.

[gladiokinesis]

why don't you ever believe in him five :(

probably.....

oh good. allison's word he would trust over a stranger anyways. and probably five's. allison is the most sane of them, mostly.

[somebadnews]

Because! He chose wolves over their family and he's mean when his feelings are hurt. :(

Well. Listen to Five first, but if Allison is closer she knows what's up! He would pass along a whole list of people he should not trust or talk to, but... that's probably asking for trouble. But Diego probably won't fall in love someone who wants to kill him a second time, right?

[gladiokinesis]

can't he have his family and wolves :( why does it have to be a choice??

i mean, you say that....but i wouldn't bet on it. at least it won't happen any time soon? he's still hung up on lila for now.

[somebadnews]

You've known them for three days! Five will probably cave on this though, and then bitch about it at every opportunity.

That's promising. He'll be... supportive of whoever you love, Diego. Even if it's Lila.

[gladiokinesis]

they were a rough three days!!! and it's not like he gave up on trying to find his family while befriending the wolves :(

will you though, five? will you really???

[somebadnews]

They were literally passing through that canyon like a week ago, how hard was he really trying. Don't tell Five that math doesn't add up if he's only been here three days, he does not care.

In his own way! Much easier to do when someone isn't present. He realizes that Diego's prospects are slim if they take out all the people who want to kill him. (Except not really! Lila is a special case.)

[gladiokinesis]

but it doesn't add up!!!!

and look, he's only fallen for one of you enemies once, five. it's not it's a pattern. not yet, anyway.

[rumorate]

Ahhhhhh I'm so excited to have more sibling adventures with you!! Having these two on Team Vannozza is going to be a blast.

Allison's already in the process of arranging some fake dating situations so I'm sure Diego will love to hop right on those.

[gladiokinesis]

Oh yeah, the person who should be helping anyone with their dating, fake or otherwise, is Diego.

I'm so excited tho.

[rumorate]

I mean. Allison probably shouldn't either, but it is her job.

Saaaaaame it's gonna be great.

[gladiokinesis]

Fair enough. Can't you just rumor them into dating, Allison? (don't do that, Allison)

[rumorate]

No, because it has to be ~real~.

Also one of them is Alina and she's not going to do that to her.

[gladiokinesis]

Fine. Guess they do it the hard way then.

[rumorate]

It'll be fun, Emilia's going to loan them one of her suitors.

[gladiokinesis]

You have so many friends already Allison. He's not surprised but he'll try not to scare any of them off.

[rumorate]

He's probably surprised she's not married already.

[gladiokinesis]

honestly?

kinda

[rumorate]

Fair. It's not like she hasn't set a precedent for it.

[gladiokinesis]

just like he's set a precedent for being in jail or otherwise locked up....

[rumorate]

They all have their niches.

[lancifolium]

Hi welcome! I'm Chel and it's awesome to add another Hargreeves to the lot, and his wolves because of course.

I write Lily Evans from the Harry Potter series, who's a big fan of Allison and Zuko, a big fan of swords, so clearly we'll have to figure out a way to let our characters cross paths.

[gladiokinesis]

Hi the wolves are very important. They are his emotional support wolves.

Lily!!! I grew up on Harry Potter so I am very familiar with her. I also love Avatar and Zuko. So yes, CR is a must.

[lancifolium]

I respect their bond, they've been through quite a journey (seriously that intro lol).

Excellent! I think Diego will be on Lily and Allison's team, and I was about to ask if it was cool to add you but we've sorted it, so hurrah, let's do this cr thing.

[gladiokinesis]

It's not Diego if he's not making a ridiculous entrance.

Yes, I saw you in Emily's plurk and couldn't help myself. I'm excited.

[lancifolium]

If you're not making a dramatic entrance in magic renaissance Venice did you even go?

I'm excited you're excited, it's awesome that you're here and just in time for all this plot!

[gladiokinesis]

No, not really.

And yes!!! It feels like perfect timing.

[downswing]

Heeeeeeeeey, boy and his wolf dogs — welcome to the game! Please consider containing Diego's hellion brother at the earliest opportunity.

[gladiokinesis]

as if five listens to him, of all their siblings.

but he'll try. hard to contain someone who can teleport though.

[downswing]

No, I know it's hard awarding the title in the Hargreeves family, but Five's the worst.

[gladiokinesis]

diego's pretty sure that's luther. but sometimes it's five. it depends. it varies. they all kind of pass aroundd the title of the worst. they share it.

[downswing]

P.S: keep your wolves away if they have fleas, buddy

[gladiokinesis]

rude!!!!

(they probably do though diego what is your life becoming....)

[downswing]

Beauty. Laughter. Fewer conspiracy theories? Let him be one with his inner Klaus.

[gladiokinesis]

klaus at least manages to have cults of people, not animals....

and they aren't conspiracy theories when you're just from the future and knows what happens!!!

[valeas]

hey

hey diego

let's throw knives together

[gladiokinesis]

um yes.

always

also as i rewatched i realized how much of his season one arc has revenge at a center of it and that could make cr with emilia really interesting

[valeas]

you said the magic word

revenge 👀

[gladiokinesis]

yess, a lot of his season one arc is about tying to avenge his former part's death