MEME | rate that a................ bility to stay alive?

[aprescoup]

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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

*he has a bodyguard...

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

★★★★★ if we count his bodyguard

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

*There's a whiff about him.

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

* YES BUT WITH BODYGUARD

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[jeoha]

THE BODY GUARD WAS NOT HIS IDEA though tbh he's not stupid enough to absolutely refuse her and he kind of likes her but still

also wow wow wow virgin sacrifice... THAT SHIP HAS SAILED, SIR

[downswing]

Son, trust a virgin, you act virgin.

[jeoha]

look just because he only got that card stamped VERY recently don't mean it's not stamped now!!