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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

Beitang Moran

[beitangmoran]

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

lan wangji | the untamed

[downswing]

It's okay, he knows what he did.

Archeval (Sith Inquisitor) | ✨star war✨

[darkeststars]

 

Su Xunxian

[topoiran]

Lan Sizhui

[paperbutterflies]

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*The thugs might be intimidated.

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[darkeststars]

bravery
★★★★★
ok Wangji he's gotta give you this one at least

quippy wit
★★★★★
negative 20

honour
★★★★★
probably? he doesn't know your life

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
yeah this dude's gonna fuck em up

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
he's not cool enough

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★
mmmhmmmmmmm

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
stranger things have happened

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
he'll make it to the end and probably regret every second of most of it

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★
he thinks if anyone should slay Lan Wangji it should be 1) him 2) with some kind of really good ice burn comeback. look an asshole can dream okay.

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
With his life. Not with a lot of other things, but absolutely with his life.

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★
Probably not but he does have an odd habit of turning up with weird moral qualms about wild things Arche does not comprehend at the last minute.

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★
..........I don't go here but I think there's something about MDZS and cliff yeeting. If for some reason necessary???

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
well they're not zero

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
Not his first choice but highly acceptable.

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
He....... tries...... probably...... maybe

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★
we are not convinced he does

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
Possibly. This man is totes obviously a virgin right????? That's Arche's personal theory and he will stick to it until definitive further notice. Obviously he's right thank u. Obviously.

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

*best boy

quippy wit
★★★★★

*best boy, but still dad's boy, the lack of banter's in the bloodline
**yes, even when you're adopted

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*you're doing amazing, sweetie!!!!!

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

*NO???

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

* YOU ARE NOT YOUR YILING FATHER'S SON

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

* it's all right, he learned to finesse money off strangers young

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

Lee Chang

[jeoha]

Everyone wanted a civil war, right? Right?? Merry Christmas

Number Five | The Umbrella Academy

[somebadnews]

[downswing]

...they would trust themselves in battle, and that's about it.

[darkeststars]

lmao pretty much! Seems appropriate for these two though!

Emmet "Fox" Martin

[foxable]

Guessed who just finished their herpetology exam you are right and it is me and not this guy because who needs exams when you can just fuck off and do some magic am i rite

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

*he has a bodyguard...

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

★★★★★ if we count his bodyguard

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

*There's a whiff about him.

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

* YES BUT WITH BODYGUARD

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

*could be lower, but he's young enough to grow out of it, once the demon exits his body.

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*the demon is strong.

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

*the demon is enterprising.

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★ for Five, ★★★★★ for the demon in his body

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

* CANNOT SACRIFICE THE DEMON

Re: Lee Chang

[darkeststars]

bravery
★★★★★
Seems to be a normal dude unintimidated by the hordes of zombies so that's pretty brave.

quippy wit
★★★★★
He can certainly match Arche in verbal oneupmanship lol.

honour
★★★★★
????? probably okay? remains to be seen

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
He's survived the local zombies so apparently he can manage, but he also walks around with a bodyguard. (Does Arche know or care that Lee Chang doesn't want the bodyguard? nope lmao) Probably depends on the situation and number of thugs.

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
Seems like the kinda guy who does what he has to. Maybe?

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★
they're gonna smell the posh on this man ok

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
WELL, WE HEAR HE ALREADY DID, SO

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
Arche can respect a man whose literal specialty is apparently surviving zombies

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★
Nah. He's a little obnoxious but not like, evil.

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
Probably unless there were 1) a lot of thugs and 2) he just called Mingyu something mean

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★
look it's not that he doesn't understand the urge to poke the big red button just to find out what it will do

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★
are there zombies to kill at the bottom? is cliff yeeting the way we get away from the zombies? this is a man on a mission ok

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
pfffffttttt he can try.

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
They don't jive much but he knows what he's doing and usually has a level head on his shoulders. Very acceptable company.

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★
seems like he does all right but he still has that richie rich stink all over him. just look at that jeweled sword man.

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
Arche has definitive knowledge that this dude is not a virgin. He does not want this knowledge how does he unknow this goddamn.

[downswing]

And hdu, he knows what money is, it's the thing that comes from trees.

Xiao Xingchen

[binghua]

[topoiran]

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
Odds would greatly increase if pack of things useful for the good of all.

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★n★e★v★e★r

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*thugs like erotica and obscenities

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

*he's a poet and an artist, and he keeps talking to rats.

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

*he knows what Su Xunxian helps Wei Ying create

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

*that dead man rep

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

*we know what you did last summer

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

*leeway for Xue Yang

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*again, have to factor in the Xue Yang influence

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

*this is just "How Xue Yang messed up Xiao Xingchen's credit score, the meme"

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

*ffs, we know what you did last autumn too

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

*yes, he talks in poor

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[darkeststars]

bravery
★★★★★★★★
THAT'S TOO MANY BRAVERY PUT SOME BACK

quippy wit
★★★★★
this dude talks a mile a minute sometimes Arche can't fully keep up with his train of thought

honour
★★★★★★★★
THAT'S TOO MANY HONOR PUT SOME BACK YOU MUST ALSO PURCHASE SOME SELF PRESERVATION

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
why hasn't Mingyu wrapped you in seven layers of bubble wrap yet

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
only if they agree to restrict their tomfoolery to very nicely asking people to hand over their cash if they can spare some and playing a nice card game with the other pack of thugs down the street to decide whose territory it is this week

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★
they are not signing up pacifists, try the chess club next door.

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
Arche fully believes this is definitely, absolutely going to happen and it's going to be because something shiny and magic and distracting popped up

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
he has firsthand knowledge that scary Canadian cultivator Batman is going to personally cut anybody who so much as looks at the guy the wrong way soooooo

would this person be better off dead?
♾★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
wow no he's pretty sure Fox makes a room 25% less safe by existing in it

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★ if it's something boring
★★★★★ if there's something unrelated and magic/supernatural involved

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★
is there a shiny thing giving off terrifying magical vibes at the bottom of the cliff? there he goes

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
he got mad at Arche for killing a marauding zombie actively trying to murder us sooooooooo

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
he can think of worse people but

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
seems... to have a reasonable head on his shoulders? maybe? not sure

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★
???

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
he's definitely not a virgin and Arche would like to stop knowing about party members' sex lives yesterday (that is not an invitation to try and time travel to fix it for him please resist the urge to solve this problem with science magic)

Xianxian the Yiling Patriarch (Wei Wuxian)

[weifinder]

YEETING OFF A CLIFF, HUH

lmf I'll try to hit everyone up in the next few nights, slides off cliff until then

[somebadnews]

bravery
★★★★★
hasn't seen him lose his shit yet

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
ehh doesn't give off thug vibes

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
actually seems competent good job!

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
future seeing and all gives him an advantage

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
this is a high score for him???

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
yes, give him a heads up thanks

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
he's part of the reason why Five sleeps on a bed of money, so...

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

thankfully does not

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★