MEME | rate that a................ bility to stay alive?

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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[somebadnews]

bravery
★★★★★
he watched that whole thing on the ship, so... points

quippy wit
★★★★★
definitely loves to talk

honour
★★★★★
fine

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
he can choke people with invisible hands RIP thugs

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
those kinds of vibes

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
tbh he does not trust most people with his safety thanks

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
powerful people just play to the odds...

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
no idea what his money situation is

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
choosing someone easier to sacrifice would probably be a better idea???

[darkeststars]

no idea what his money situation is

Oddly, he can probably relate to Five scrounging through post apocalyptic garbage better than most people here lol.

[somebadnews]

Everyone is so lucky their survival skills are on point. Zombie winter?? No problem.

They'll have to swap cockroach roasting recipes sometime.