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[aprescoup]

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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[jeoha]

bravery
★★★★★
( Seems like an appropriately cautious young man. )

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★
( untested )

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
( More likely to avoid dealing with said thugs at all. )

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
( Seems enterprising, but smarter than this. )

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★
( Thugs don't tend to look deeper than the surface

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
( Seems too level headed for this. )

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
( Slightly worried about this, but he seems smart and like he'll learn quickly.)

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★
( Absolutely not. He'll do his best to make sure of it. )

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
( He wouldn't have qualms save that Mingyu seems to. )

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★
( No. Pretty sure if Five is signing himself up, he'll see it through. )

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★
( pls do not )

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
( data deficient )

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
( Lee Chang knows how to delegate, and Five is best utilized somewhere where his mind is the most important feature rather than his sword arm. )

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
( Doesn't seem to be a financial drain. )

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★
( Probably, but Lee Chang is not the best gauge... )

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
( Probably a virgin, but let's not with the sacrifice plx k thx )

[somebadnews]

Reasons he's on his short list of tolerable people with this glowing review. So nice to have another adult in the room.

[jeoha]

Everyone's got histories, man, it's competency that counts in the end