MEME | rate that a................ bility to stay alive?

[aprescoup]

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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[darkeststars]

bravery
★★★★★
They fought side-by-side, no complaints here.

quippy wit
★★★★★
Maybe? Seems like he has the potential, but whenever they're around each other they pretty much just talk shop.

honour
★★★★★
Apparently the type to stick his nose into stuff on behalf of helpless locals purely to do the right thing, which Arche respects.

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
Being able to sic swarms of undead on people is no joke.

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
Hm, maybe? He seems like the type who could talk people into following him? Maybe. Jury's still out.

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★
A competent professional. Odds seem low. Unless they're freaked out by the undead thing.

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
So far he doesn't expect it, but he doesn't completely trust anybody with powers resembling his, hah.

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
Probably the only person here completely qualified specifically to survive the dead.

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★
Nah he seems generally decent.

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
Arche would prefer to know him a little better first, but he certainly put in a good showing at the ship raid.

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★
Probably not? One star purely because they're not that acquainted. You never know.

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★
Little does he know!

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
Again, he doesn't completely trust anybody with this kind of familiar skill set. He's very aware you don't study this sort of thing without having a few Issues.

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
Does he want the guy with the best odds of successfully negotiating with the walking corpses? Yes, yes he does.

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
No idea. Haven't noticed him dressed crazy outlandishly or anything, though.

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★
Noooo clue. Probably fine?

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
Practitioners of the dark forces don't make good ritual sacrifices. Not that he knows anything about this or anything, cough.

[weifinder]

is it sad or worse that his issues were "i donated my ability to do other cultivation work to my adopted younger brother and then was thrown into a cesspit of resentful energies that had killed everyone tossed in there to date, and this was my means of surviving, learning this" or not

LMF try to sacrifice and it just comes back as "mailer daemon: return to sender"

[darkeststars]

Picked up the dark arts just to keep from dying horribly, accidentally ended up being real good at it, but oops everybody thinks you're evil and wants to kill you now? Gosh who knew these boys had so much in common lmao.

[weifinder]

.............. so do they want to share that flask from the Madam and bond--LFLASKJD