cr meme | july/august

[groundrules]

Hey guys! Can it be, a scheduled CR meme, on time two months in a row? A summer miracle.

Just a small heads up that some of our newbies will not be physically with the cast at sea, and will instead be working hard to secure entry for the incomers into the main Arc IV location, Serthica. But they'll be available on the network throughout!

JULY/AUGUST CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to help finally find your character someone who'll swipe right. Or at least won't leave them screaming in a ditch. Again.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit at 0.00% interest rates, in honour of the ECB!

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER?</small></b> <b><small>THEIR TV TROPE</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE?</small></b> asset-wise. Unless they make a killer pie. <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

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Wrathion | Warcraft

[blackscales]

PLAYER: Jack
PREFERRED CONTACT: PM / Discord
CHARACTER & CANON: Wrathion & World of Warcraft

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH:
Local Black Dragon Solves Reputation Problem By Murdering Family, Releasing War Criminal, Changing The Subject To Eldritch Beings We Should Fight Instead Of Being Angry At Him!

THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE:
Local Black Dragon Grows Up Sexy, Learns From Mistakes, Creates Job Opportunities, Kills An Old God All While Making Great Outfits!

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER?
Killing said family. They Deserved it.

THEIR TV TROPE:
I Am Not My Father & Body Horror

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE?
- Crafting skills (weapons, jewellery, clothing items!)
- Magecraft
- Fun to gossip with, can judge people's fashion and life choices with you
- Likes to talk shop about mysteries! Want to theorise? He'll theorise with you! Knows a bit about local mysteries and is willing to share!
- Doesn't take long term offence easily, so if you like to bicker he'll have moved on the next day
- Is actually a dragon so if you build up your friendship score with him maybe he might give you a lift

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?
Hovering over Anduin Wrynn unsubtly, hovering over Five and arguing with him about the gross tongue.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT:
Friends!
Frenemies!
People to bicker with!
People to send on quests!
Fellow Nonhumans to complain with!
People who want their clothing/items fixed or remade. He's a crafter, it's a thing in canon. His speciality is fancy cloaks, but he also deals in weapons, jewellery, all sorts!
People who love a good conspiracy theory! Invent some with him. Theorise wildly about magic.
People who see danger and flit right into it! Time to Cause Trouble, yes?
People who like listening to NPCs run their long scripted events where you have no ability to protest or say anything because WoW doesn't really have choices sorry.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

[traaaaaash]

So apparently Eda was big into urban legends for a while when she was younger...

[blackscales]

Time to learn all the local ones and instantly exaggerate them!

[traaaaaash]

ftr she thinks possums aren't real

[blackscales]

I mean, if she hasn't SEEN one.

Then she has no proof they ARE real!

MAKES SENSE

[traaaaaash]

which is weird, 'cause she's been in the human world a lot and she loves trash

one would think she had, in fact, seen a possum! but apparently not

[reparo]

Every time she looks away, Wrathion is talking to Five about what to do with his tongue, wtf is up with that

[blackscales]

Five started it.

[matermali]

Please gossip with Vanessa, let them judge fashion together (even if their fashion is v different).

[blackscales]

Honestly, Vanessa's fashion probably wouldn't make him blink in the slightest. They're both inclined towards Drama, just in different ways.

[matermali]

I'd say his outfits (at least canon) win in the drama department. Hers are just...Victorian. She's not even wearing fancy jewelry right now bc she was off to do witchy battle.

Help a lady out and spare some shinies.

[blackscales]

Luckily Wangji just paid him in pearls so Wrathion does have some of those going spare, and he is good at making shiny things!

[scrapgege]

feel like Xie Lian needs more dragon quality time

[blackscales]

Well, I have the dragon if Xie Lian has the time to fill!

[scrapgege]

funnily enough, given Xie Lian's abilities, he probably already knows Wrathion is a dragon and just hasn't told anyone because, you know, no one asked and it doesn't matter.