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[groundrules]

AND THEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES



Dusty, crammed, stale — you've hit the real estate jackpot with your recent abode. And you're even #blessed with roommates.

o1. Post a top level with some of your character's quirky, funny, sad or standout domestic habits everyone can enjoy. ( "That fourth lizard tail's a bit awkward." "They're always stealing everyone's fancy conditioner." "That guy, watching you sleep." )

o2. Tag around with your character's IC reactions: questions, passive aggressive post-its, gentle encouragements to stop watering that plant, wholesome suggestions, etc.

o3. Threads can stay game canon — break the ice on some new CR. Why not?

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Eda Clawthorne | The Owl House

[traaaaaash]

[ Sleeps in a nest, hoards shiny things and trash, morning routine consists of screwing in her gold tooth and drinking her elixir, may detach limbs sometimes, sprouts feathers when stressed. ]

lan wangji | the untamed

[downswing]

( — ...wakes up daily at 5am

— no talking while eating

— excessively cold showers each morning, he is why the bathing quarters are frozen

— ...and why every child in the Mouse House is high-spirited from poorly distributed treats )

[traaaaaash]

[ Listen.

Hot showers are one of the few joys in Eda's life. Especially since she's getting older and her bones creakier.

So being hit by an icy stream of water in the morning has her... in less than a good mood. ]

WHICH JERK TURNED THE SHOWER TO FREEZING?

apols I am phone-stuck!!

[downswing]

It displeases?

Re: apols I am phone-stuck!!

[traaaaaash]

it displeases very much!!!

[downswing]

The flow too rapid?

[traaaaaash]

too freaking cold

i need my morning shower HOT, headband

[downswing]

Apologies. Fires may be stoked?

[traaaaaash]

is that how they get hot water here? dang

hard knock life, is it

izuminokami kanesada | touken ranbu

[fushichou]

[• he has. so much hair. it gets everywhere. how does he not strangle himself in all of it when he sleeps. a mystery.

• the shower drain always gets clogged

• any brush in his vicinity has been claimed by his hair

• he takes a long ass time in the bathroom every day...

• ...but he sleeps in as much as possible so that may not be as tragic as it sounds

• if you're sharing a bed he definitely hogs the covers

• and he probably snores

• I'm sorry he has redeeming qualities I swear]

[downswing]

What alternative?

[traaaaaash]

idk magic, electricity

they got electricity here, right

[downswing]

Elaborate.

[traaaaaash]

what do you mean, elaborate

[downswing]

'Electricity.'

[downswing]

The children seek to weave your wet hair.

[traaaaaash]

you know the thing that's not magic that humans have that powers all their lights and stuff

number five | the umbrella academy

[somebadnews]

[ - Writes on every blank surface he can reach with crazy-man equations.
- Currently addicted to magic marshmallow-scented candles that help keep him awake. Puts them everywhere and leaves them burning so he can pace while he's thinking.
- Avoids sleep because 'he's working'.
- (Related) Always has coffee on. Drinks too much alcohol. Bad eating habits, but at least he's not picky if given anything resembling food.
- No concept of personal space. Especially if you're doing anything he's genuinely curious about. (Magic...)
- Teleports everywhere, because he can. No distance too short.
- If he does fall asleep, he definitely has apocalypse nightmares and waking him has consequences.
- He might steal your things because he forgets that people have their own stuff.
- Pretty quiet! In search of other roommates who mind their business and don't have a habit of dying. ]

[fushichou]

.........will they tangle it

hermione granger | hp

[reparo]

[ - has made too many cups of tea; constantly forgets she made herself a cup, abandons it and makes a fresh batch
- this hair? shedding so much, the bathroom drains will never recover; she diligently picks up after herself, but you might find her hair in places anyway
- can sew, mend and clean things by magic - for all it's worth down here
- is passive aggressive when people chew with their mouths open near her (it would be NICE if she could DISTINGUISH what you're saying, thank you)
- on the bright side, never be cold again with the Heating Charm TM ]

licyn mansbane | oc

[bravelyrunsaway]

( - he's a sleep snuggler. he nuzzles.
- he will sleep in wolf form if it's more space-saving, enjoy the fur
- he will comment on things he smells on you, casually
- he has no body shame and bathes at irregular hours so congrats on whatever you walk in on
- will hand off random children to you when they're being a nuisance. did you ask? he does not care
- always. flirting. always flirting.
- always disappears at cooking times, does help with meal cleanup )

[downswing]

To make cloth of your debris.

[downswing]

Industrious.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Found another one, love. On the pillows. Makes the fifth since this morning!

( ... the tea cups. )

[bravelyrunsaway]

Are you done with the scraps of notes I found falling in front of the hearth, love, or did those only temporarily escape you?