cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

Comments

[chosenbylight]

Don’t “ugh” at bleeding hearts Wrathion, you know have feels for one.

Also you’re welcome for the off-handed comment about staff that apparently spurred you into deciding you needed to get orphans involved??? I’d be interested to get Anduin involved in this in an “oh god you did what???” mother hen sort of way lmao

[blackscales]

He did exactly what you asked????

[chosenbylight]

WHEN EXACTLY DID HE MENTION CHILDREN IN THIS

alright he will admit that there is a logic to your madness is it SAFE wrathion?? he asks, butting in and insisting on checking everyone over for injuries

[blackscales]

We didn't specify not children? Anyway it's fine.

[chosenbylight]

He will learn to be more specific next time (will he?)

Let him keep an eye out for you and your band of orphans Wrathion it’s what he likes to do