cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

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Comedic Ratings

[blackscales]

My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets: ■■■□□
(We pretend the guilt isn't happening until it gets poked)

I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions: ■■□□□
(He's gotten a BIT better...)

Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs!: ■■□□□
(He started a war as a child, children can handle it, but admittedly they shouldn't have to.)

No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands: ■■■■□
(HE'S COMPLICATED)

I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow: ■□□□□
(Do Not Touch Without Permission)

Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse: ■■■□□
(It was one time...)

They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested: ■■■■□
(HE IS NOT HIS FATHER... ANOTHER LOUD REMINDER....)

If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be: ■■■□□
(More like antagonist, but yknow)

Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it: ■□□□□
(Limited ethics)

I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite: ■■■■■
(He's always right)

Sorry, couldn’t you hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme: ■■■■■
(MY DESTINY WILL BE MY OWN...)

Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart: ■□□□□
(Ugh.)

I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of: ■■■□□
(I wouldn't want to cross him on a bad day)

I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything: ■■■■□
(Shhh)

Actual baby kitten have better self-care instincts than me: ■■□□□
(Thinks he's invulnerable some days)

I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward: ■■■■□
(Shhhh!!!)

I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala: ■■■■■
(Visages are cheating)

I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die: ■□□□□
(He's mostly relaxed about rule breaking)

[downswing]

'He'd always right,' excuse.

[blackscales]

Truth Hurts.

[downswing]

As do typos.

ON CR SIDE two things come to mind:
— Wei Wuxian is just in the middle of telling Wangji that More Dragons Be Dead, he might rush to let Wrathion know

— hey 'professionally rich' dude, wanna use your coin for ACTUAL GOOD and help raise funds for some orphans???

[blackscales]

oh my god stop TELLING HIM ABOUT DEAD THINGS, this is terrible, he will burn this city down

-- And, comically, he was actually working on a scheme with the Doctor to try and increase funding to the mouse house.

It involves..... lies. Trickery. I'm sure Wangji would love it.

[downswing]

.................just don't tell him how the money was made omfg

[blackscales]

IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

Wrathion basically suggested a long con where they work both Minaras and Eidris by convincing each side the other is going to donate to the Mouse House and it'll be embarrassing if they don't! Everyone will Talk about how they're being Outdone by the Other Side who is So Much Better! They keep it going until one actually breaks, at which point it becomes less con and more Reality They Can Point At.

[downswing]

Okay, but that's not a con, that's using the hubris of the rich against them. That's totally cool.

[blackscales]

It DOES begin with lies but yes, it's for the greater good, and it's making rich people give up money. Also it's fun (for Wrathion).

[downswing]

...........okay but it's more like. An omission.

[chosenbylight]

Don’t “ugh” at bleeding hearts Wrathion, you know have feels for one.

Also you’re welcome for the off-handed comment about staff that apparently spurred you into deciding you needed to get orphans involved??? I’d be interested to get Anduin involved in this in an “oh god you did what???” mother hen sort of way lmao

[blackscales]

He did exactly what you asked????

[chosenbylight]

WHEN EXACTLY DID HE MENTION CHILDREN IN THIS

alright he will admit that there is a logic to your madness is it SAFE wrathion?? he asks, butting in and insisting on checking everyone over for injuries

[blackscales]

We didn't specify not children? Anyway it's fine.

[chosenbylight]

He will learn to be more specific next time (will he?)

Let him keep an eye out for you and your band of orphans Wrathion it’s what he likes to do

[reparo]

1. Make her things
2. Book club
3. Relationship counselling

[blackscales]

Sold! He'll make her Fancy Things, and she can lecture him all while reading a book.

[incantates]

wait, wrathion has an official title? why is this new information? Magnus would have used it (mockingly)

[blackscales]

LMAO IT'S HIS NETWORK TAG

THE BLACK PRINCE

THAT'S HIS ACTUAL TITLE



(................ self assigned)

[incantates]

o.............h. here Magnus thought it was just an edgelord screenname. Well, hello, your highness.

[blackscales]

Can a dragon not just be a prince??? Hello!!! He's DESTINED to be the ASPECT OF EARTH, CAN NOBODY SEE THAT?

Honestly, rude. When he ascends the obsidian throne he expects everyone to show more respect.

[incantates]

Maybe wrathion needs to squeeze that all into his username: theblackprincedestinedtobetheaspectofearthwhycannobodyseethat?

[blackscales]

Felt too wordy tbh.

[incantates]

Wordy but accurate. Consider it. Let it percolate a little longer.

[blackscales]

What if it's over the character limit?