cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

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Magnus Bane | Shadowhunters (TV)

[incantates]

PLAYER: evy
PREFERRED CONTACT: dreadwyrm#0962 or draconia
CHARACTER & CANON: Magnus Bane | Shadowhunters (TV)

ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS: Eidris

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: Immortal bisexual warlock with a heart of gold and possibly a severe drinking problem.

A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING: Acid-washed jeans.

WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY: Alec, Alec's chest, fanciful feats of magic, taking care of others, days where the world isn't about to end and he can spend them comfortably chilling in bed, long hot baths, indulging his inner fashionista, a good vintage...

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? Well, after weeks of couch-surfing in Eidris and posing as an author of many questionable and/or erotic high seas adventures, he recently went into the Unwinding, reunited with his boyfriend after months apart, and also went on an expedition and came out of it with a dragon eye that I still need to post about.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: Friends, reluctant friends, magic friends, allies, young folk who need to be mentored or want a fake dad, rivals, anyone who needs a good cheering up or an unlicensed warlock therapist in their life, enemies, frenemies. Really, I am down for all the things.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:



⇢ My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■■■
⇢ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■■□
⇢ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■■■
⇢ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■□□□
⇢ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■■□
⇢ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. □□□□□ (he's the one who usually stops them)
⇢ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■■■
⇢ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■■□
⇢ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□
⇢ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. □□□□□
⇢ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■□□□
⇢ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■■□
⇢ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□
⇢ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■■□
⇢ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■■□
⇢ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■■□
⇢ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■■■
⇢ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. □□□□□

[downswing]

I want Wangji to see one of Magnus' holes.

[incantates]

Wangji has his pick of holes. Small, medium, large, venti holes... let his imagination run wild.

[chosenbylight]

HELLO we have somehow not managed to have any CR yet and that is a tragedy bc everything I've read of your threads has been SUPER entertaining to me. I am 100% canon blind but Anduin would fall into the category of a young (is 19 young to him?) magic friend with dad issues who also needs cheering up sometimes, he takes too many responsibilities on his shoulders. That comes with the whole "dad died and now I'm a king of half the world" bit he's got going on I guess. ALSO he's er, "friends" with Wrathion which I'm sure will help this CR along as well

[incantates]

I really need Magnus to meet Wrathion's young, blond husband, even if yes, Anduin is a baby to him. Nearly everyone is a baby to Magnus but-! They can bond over shared daddy issues and being royalty and having occasionally grouchy boyfriends. I don't know WoW either, it's ok

[flatly]

oh hello again just here to warn you I'm adding you on discord!! Also please tell me Alec gets to read these high seas bodice rippers that Magnus is credited with writing, in my head it would be very funny if he accidentally got sorta into them after starting them ironically and then was very embarrassed about it.

[incantates]

Please add away ♥ I say ...hours after I already added you back. I'm just now getting to my emails. And yes, Alec can find and entertain himself with the giant stash of horrible pirate erotica that's been growing. Just don't judge him too harshly for Magnus' best attempts at trashy harlequin writing. It's what sells.

[flatly]

Alec is absolutely going to start out lightly roasting them to tease Magnus... and then get totally sucked in by every cliché in the book like he's a lonely wine mom.

[incantates]

Lonely wine mom energy is what Alec needs tbh. Magnus will only enable it and fix him a bubble bath while he's at it. Maybe put some gentle Kenny G on the radio and let Alec relax and read for once in his young adult life

[makemeasong]

You truly had Clara at:

Immortal bisexual warlock with a heart of gold and possibly a severe drinking problem.

Maybe not the drinking problem part, BUT THE REST

[incantates]

Is Clara another connoisseur of magic and bad life choices? If so, Magnus is looking to adopt more magic folks or anyone just curious and looking to be spoiled with cute things.

[makemeasong]

She's no stranger to a bad life choice or two kldfsdg, lol. She doesn't know magic but she's 100% interested. Genuine interest too, she loves learning about stuff from other people.

[incantates]

What a sweet bean already. They can commiserate while he shows off to her some lovely party tricks. Then she'll have a weird magic uncle worry over her for life.

[makemeasong]

Magic uncle :') I love the sound of this. Soon as it makes sense, I definitely plan on getting them introduced!

[incantates]

Excellent, I will look forward to it

[weifinder]

laughs PLEASE POST mostly so wei wuxian can jazz hands his way and go "so we learned on accident and will learn on purpose these things--magnus has the eye that sees, we have the scales that tip, and also, fucking cain" i need to go pursue cain this reminds me

[incantates]

No worries, I have that on the docket for tomorrow after work so they can discuss The Eye like the responsible adults they are (or pretend to be). Maybe he can use his magic to replicate what he sees through it.

[weifinder]

also update because: wifi contacted cain as he promised he would after they got back, so the relevant parts of his conversation (that's currently ongoing) will be shared with magnus and anyone else responding, sob-laughs

but uh

it ain't peachy keen, friend

[incantates]

Oh no, Cain dropping that dismal dragon lore like it's a hot, new album. The plot continues to thicken.

[weifinder]

he's a lonely, lonely young man

and we're all really, really screwed /solemn

[snowcleave]

We must do event things because I love this budding friendship, and also please can they get drunk together?

[incantates]

They can do all these things. Friends that investigate and see weird shit together also drink together (To cope)

[snowcleave]

And he has to bring his husband round for dinner sometime!

[incantates]

He will happily participate in double-date/dinner and show off Alec so Zhou Fei can extensively interrogate him on his hole-knowledge

[snowcleave]

She's never respected someone's hole as much as she respects Magnus's, it's a beautiful, powerful place. He can meet Xie Yun and laugh at the grumpy loves cheerful of it all.