cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

Comments

[flatly]

oh hello again just here to warn you I'm adding you on discord!! Also please tell me Alec gets to read these high seas bodice rippers that Magnus is credited with writing, in my head it would be very funny if he accidentally got sorta into them after starting them ironically and then was very embarrassed about it.

[incantates]

Please add away ♥ I say ...hours after I already added you back. I'm just now getting to my emails. And yes, Alec can find and entertain himself with the giant stash of horrible pirate erotica that's been growing. Just don't judge him too harshly for Magnus' best attempts at trashy harlequin writing. It's what sells.

[flatly]

Alec is absolutely going to start out lightly roasting them to tease Magnus... and then get totally sucked in by every cliché in the book like he's a lonely wine mom.

[incantates]

Lonely wine mom energy is what Alec needs tbh. Magnus will only enable it and fix him a bubble bath while he's at it. Maybe put some gentle Kenny G on the radio and let Alec relax and read for once in his young adult life