cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

Comments

[incantates]

If she ever needs an opera buddy to avoid depression, Magnus would happily accompany her. Also if he ever clues in on her powers, he'd like to ask her about what she felt in the Unwinding to get more opinions on it.

[matermali]

She felt Crazy is what she felt. How bout you, chum?

Yes they should definitely do some opera and also some magic talk. She hasn't really been too secretive about it, so he could probably figure out she's at least clairvoyant if he saw any of her threads on Lan Wangji or Emilia's network posts.

[incantates]

Pretty much the same, and I can handwave him glancing at those so he can ask her about it next time they meet as he struggles to figure out how the world is connected to the Unwinding.

[matermali]

Oh boy what a fun and normal conversation that will be. Let's do it.

[incantates]

Wonderful. He looks forwards to unraveling all the mysteries of his new heiress widow friend.

[matermali]

stop cursing her, she is not a widow! not yet. men are still volunteering, the loons. Give it time.

I also look forward to her figuring out more of what he is capable of. She has not done enough bonding with other magic users.

[incantates]

The answer is he's capable of keeping her pantry and liquor cabinet stocked and making terrible puns mid-battle. And some other magic stuff but!! He'll be happy to add her to the list of people to spoil when they chat enough

[matermali]

OK well he definitely needs to be visiting more, then. She doesn't need fancy things but the pantry and liquor cabinet are very important. The droid sucks at shopping.

[incantates]

Why ever hire a droid to do a warlock's job? He's got to make up for loss time and flood her pantry.