lostcompass | ♥ 2 ♥ meme

hearts 2 heart meme

i. Fill out your character’s short, tongue-in-cheek or undeathly serious profile:

ii. Comment ICly to other profiles with your character’s ~~brutally~~ honest opinion on one of the prompts below:

1. Something your character appreciates about their shining personality.
2. ...or their dashing looks!
3. Your character’s suggestion to solve all the tagged one’s problems
4. Your character’s guesstimate of why the tagged one must have gotten/keep getting dumped
5. Your character’s suggestion for a friend or love partner who might suit the tagged one, based on their profile ( can be anything from a specific person to 'a half-blind milkmaid who doesn’t mind you reek of bad life choices.' )
6. If your character would wed, bed or wish them Clawed.

iii. Test drive some new CR, keep on tagging, have fun!

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Caitlyn Kiramman

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: Rich gun-nut cop is somehow one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
INTERESTS: Guns, crimes, conspiracy theories, buying all the red yarn at the fabric store, going on adventures, buff women.
SENSE OF HUMOUR: British
LOVE LIFE: Doodling 'Mrs. Violet Kiramman' on her notebook like a middle schooler. Shhhhhh nobody tell Vi.
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? Yes, of course, who doesn't want world peace?

[ + ] Tooth-achingly sweet and kind and empathetic.
[ + ] Big smart brains.
[ + ] Will jump in front of bullets to protect someone.

[ — ] Too rich to function.
[ — ] Too sheltered and naive to function.
[ — ] Not a drop of common sense.

Edited 2023-02-14 21:11 (UTC)

Is there a fate worse than Clawed?

I'm confident in your ability to devise one.

If I were female, bed.

[How forward! RefinedBritishLesbian.exe has stopped working.]

Oh. That's. Um. I. T-that's quite. Um.

[She's just gonna keep stammering awkwardly until someone stops her.]

( fantasy werewolf mercenary here to be absolutely helpful in no other way than bluescreening others. on the upside, he smiles, and laughs, waving his hand before him to make what he says next come off as non-serious as possible: )

You're welcome for the flattery! Alas, be assured I know my own boundaries, so my heart will sigh with me and wish you well in your lady conquests.

[Bluescreen successfully achieved. Fortunately, she manages to mostly snap out of it. Mostly.]

Y-yes, very kind, thank you. I. I'm not sure it could be called 'conquest.' [It's mostly just pining sadly from afar.] But thank you.

Why not? You only know by trying, and gracefully accepting the results, love.

It's rather complicated. And besides, 'conquest' makes it sound as though I'd be... defeating her. When in truth all I want to do is protect her and make her as happy as I can.