♥ 2 ♥ meme

[groundrules]

hearts 2 heart meme

i. Fill out your character’s short, tongue-in-cheek or undeathly serious profile:

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ii. Comment ICly to other profiles with your character’s brutally honest opinion on one of the prompts below:

1. Something your character appreciates about their shining personality.
2. ...or their dashing looks!
3. Your character’s suggestion to solve all the tagged one’s problems
4. Your character’s guesstimate of why the tagged one must have gotten/keep getting dumped
5. Your character’s suggestion for a friend or love partner who might suit the tagged one, based on their profile ( can be anything from a specific person to 'a half-blind milkmaid who doesn’t mind you reek of bad life choices.' )
6. If your character would wed, bed or wish them Clawed.

iii. Test drive some new CR, keep on tagging, have fun!

Comments

Eda Clawthorne | The Owl House

[traaaaaash]

      

Eda Clawthorne

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: part-time bird full-time menace
INTERESTS: crime, larceny, wild magic, anime, parenting, knitting
SENSE OF HUMOUR: sardonic but also absurd!
LOVE LIFE: It's Complicated
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? Honestly??? Yeah.

[ + ] Clever!
[ + ] A spunky attitude!
[ + ] She cares, ya rly!

[ — ] Very impulsive
[ — ] Her incredible lack of self-preservation can be funny sometimes!
[ — ] The Nile is not just a river in Egypt

[jatharin]

      

rathakku / rakkathu

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: Vogue's best armour-dressed. 'The party doesn't start until he's ripping out a heart.' Actual lord of the (dead) people. Slays on every occasion.
INTERESTS: You.
SENSE OF HUMOUR: Misunderstood.
LOVE LIFE: He loves all of you, inside out.
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? After domination.

[ + ] claws for days
[ + ] tentacles for niiiiiights
[ + ] you get to meet the (dead) family from day one

[ — ] a little complicated
[ — ] a little... deteriorated
[ — ] a little frustrated

*this is a joke, a most terrible joke, how could you all swipe left on this

[vdovy]

      

Yelena Belova

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: Formerly mind-controlled assassin newly in charge of herself
INTERESTS: Food, fashion, makeup, autonomy
SENSE OF HUMOUR: Sarcastic, dry, with a sprinkle of friendly teasing
LOVE LIFE: Nonexistent on account of Trowma
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? She's too cynical to believe in that

[ + ] Well traveled
[ + ] Makes great macaroni
[ + ] Can kill your enemies

[ — ] Will finish your fries
[ — ] Technically still a killer
[ — ] Red Room baggage

1

[vdovy]

Mysterious and chaotic: a winning combination.

4

[vdovy]

Nobody wants a workaholic.

vi | arcane

[faceblocker]

      

Vi

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: "Everything will be fine, it's all good, I've got it under control, I'll fix this." (Narrator: She didn't fix anything.)
INTERESTS: Keeping family safe. Staying stronk and agile to keep family safe. Definitely not fantasizing about Caitlyn while trying to keep family safe.
SENSE OF HUMOUR: Dry.
LOVE LIFE: Vi wouldn't know what that looks like, but she does like looking at Caitlyn. Will still flirt your socks off.
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? She cares about her people. If that involves world peace, then yeah, but she knows better.

[ + ] will always put someone else before herself
[ + ] sexy broody ex-con
[ + ] biceps

[ — ] will always put someone else before herself
[ — ] volatile broody ex-con
[ — ] jinx

[jatharin]

I devote... all my attention to one person and what is inside them.

vanessa ives | penny dreadful

[matermali]

      

Vanessa Ives

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: Victorian goth attempts to transition to pastel goth (mixed results).
INTERESTS: Taxidermy. Poetry. Long walks on the beach. Dessert for breakfast. Feeding her enemies to their dogs.
SENSE OF HUMOUR: Dark.
LOVE LIFE: Formerly cursed while dodging the wooing of Amun-Ra/Lucifer/Dracula/who-really-knows, then dumped by werewolf boyfriend. Currently sweet on the Doctor. (Run, man.)
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? A-absolutely! Who doesn't? Definitely. Yes. What a lovely, poetic dream.

[ + ] loyal, so loyal, so much love to give
[ + ] kinky (maybe too kinky, could be a minus)
[ + ] will watch your cholesterol ("too much salt")

[ — ] prone to literally stalking love interests
[ — ] her baggage will crush you to death
[ — ] destined to cause and rule over at least one apocalypse

caitlyn kiramman | arcane

[clavesregni]

Caitlyn Kiramman

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: Rich gun-nut cop is somehow one of the nicest people you'll ever meet.
INTERESTS: Guns, crimes, conspiracy theories, buying all the red yarn at the fabric store, going on adventures, buff women.
SENSE OF HUMOUR: British
LOVE LIFE: Doodling 'Mrs. Violet Kiramman' on her notebook like a middle schooler. Shhhhhh nobody tell Vi.
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? Yes, of course, who doesn't want world peace?

[ + ] Tooth-achingly sweet and kind and empathetic.
[ + ] Big smart brains.
[ + ] Will jump in front of bullets to protect someone.

[ — ] Too rich to function.
[ — ] Too sheltered and naive to function.
[ — ] Not a drop of common sense.

1

[faceblocker]

Pretty hilarious for the faces you get Caitlyn to make, and resourceful to boot.

1

[matermali]

I can appreciate someone who is driven.

1

[matermali]

A beautiful talent with cosmetics.

[hexgem]

      

Powder Jinx

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: Unstable genius raised by local drug kingpin to be her best, most murderous self
INTERESTS: Engineering, pyrotechnics, explosives, wind-up toys, drawing everywhere
SENSE OF HUMOUR: Everything is a joke especially you
LOVE LIFE: She's been busy not working on herself
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? Nah just burn it down

[ + ] Your own personal arms manufacturer
[ + ] Would be fun to do pranks with
[ + ] Bit of a baddie tbh

[ — ] Big sis can be a tad intimidating
[ — ] Prone to fits of extreme jealousy
[ — ] and then there's the mental illness

6

[hexgem]

Is there a fate worse than Clawed?

3

[hexgem]

Just listen to me, duh.

[ don't ]

Tess | The Last of Us

[dog_eat_dog]

      

Theresa "Tess" Servopoulos

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: Just because it's the zombie apocalypse doesn't mean you can't be a girlboss.
INTERESTS: Guns, alcohol, drugs (dealing...), having a very good time, winning
SENSE OF HUMOUR: "it's fine" [said while picking up a lead pipe], unironically says "way to go!"
LOVE LIFE: 16 year situationship.
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? Does not sound profitable but very secretly... yes :(

[ + ] great drinking buddy
[ + ] loves a challenge
[ + ] perfect gossip buddy

[ — ] shoot first, deal with fallout later
[ — ] "I forgive you!" [is absolutely not forgiving you]
[ — ] the pettiest bitch alive

Kim Wexler | Better Call Saul

[saintclaire]

      

Kim Wexler

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: local lawyer is rethinking her opinion of Ralph Bakshi movies and choice in footwear
INTERESTS: classic cinema, smoking, mixed drinks, the sanctity of the law
SENSE OF HUMOUR: none you get to see
LOVE LIFE: married to Jimmy, sorry that you have to see her Look at him
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? absolutely

[ + ] hardworking
[ + ] genuinely has a moral compass
[ + ] brave

[ — ] if you lose her respect it's fucking over
[ — ] anal retentive as fuck, please relax
[ — ] -10 athleticism

Kahl-175 |⍓| Warframe

[kahl_175]

      

KAHL-175

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL:
INTERESTS: BROTHERS, TELLING STORIES, UGLY CRITTERS
SENSE OF HUMOUR: GOOD-NATURED, SOMETIMES SARCASTIC, WILL TROLL IF SOMEONE'S MEAN
LOVE LIFE: COMPLICATED LONG-DISTANCE FRIENDSHIP/CRUSH WITH AN IMMORTAL ICTHYOLOGIST
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? Y E S

[ + ] CARING
[ + ] WON'T GIVE UP ON YOU
[ + ] OBSERVANT FRIEND

[ — ] NOT GREAT AT FISHING
[ — ] CAN'T SWIM
[ — ] HOARDS BROTHERS

[jatharin]

A mutual... obstinacy. Fascination for that which has expired.

[valeas]

      

emilia di carlo

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: avenging goddess cursed with memloss and a mortal heart proceeds to solve mysteries + set things on fire
INTERESTS: vengeance/justice, food, gardens, books, weapons rooms, demons with leather holsters
SENSE OF HUMOUR: leans toward wit and wryness
LOVE LIFE: married, very married
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? yes but first the blood of her enemies and apparently enraging self-sacrifice

[ + ] Tenacious, will get shit done
[ + ] Passionately defends that which she loves
[ + ] Great cook and plant mom

[ — ] will never go to anger management class
[ — ] a ruthless capacity for violence
[ — ] blindspot for her unhinged twin

[rehandle]

      

STEPHEN STRANGE

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: selectively greying wizard (m.d, ph.d) on a perpetual self-improvement journey. most recent discovery: sacrificing children bad, talking about feelings good.
INTERESTS: magic, music and making sure everybody knows it's Doctor. not mister, not master - doctor.
SENSE OF HUMOUR: impeccable (source: dr. stephen strange)
LOVE LIFE: an excellent example of one of his funniest jokes
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? desperately. please. he needs a vacation

[ + ] cool cloak
[ + ] ridiculously large mental database of Earth music trivia
[ + ] has died so many times he no longer fears death

[ — ] has died so many times he got Clawed immediately
[ — ] vague gesture at the bulk of his personality
[ — ] once told his ex he was sorry they didn't work out while standing at the open bar at her wedding reception, maybe two hours after she got married to another man. mm.

[traumatology]

      

bucky barnes

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: grumpy old man with a metal arm and an impressive collection of nice jackets
INTERESTS: not being brainwashed, punching things, goats
SENSE OF HUMOUR: dry as the sahara
LOVE LIFE: dusty
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? that would be boring

[ + ] strong
[ + ] tank
[ + ] won't bogart any conversation

[ — ] formerly a brainwashed assasin
[ — ] grumpy af
[ — ] almost did the manbun thing

[matermali]

My fascination is born of love, not control.

[blackscales]

      

Wrathion

THEM, IN A NUTSHELL: Local Man Moves On From Problems Of His Own Creation, Wishes Everyone Else Would Too.
INTERESTS: History, Magical Theory, Enchantment, Sewing, Convincing People To Use His Full Title
SENSE OF HUMOUR: Very Good (source: him)
LOVE LIFE: A Work In Progress
DO THEY WANT WORLD PEACE? Absolutely, a united world will better defend itself against all the offworld invaders sure to come!

[ + ] Impeccable fashion skills
[ + ] High body temperature (keeps you warm in winter!)
[ + ] Very handsome

[ — ] Selective memory for thing you told him not to do
[ — ] Will remember the mildest criticism forever
[ — ] Bad stubbornness + arrogance combination waiting to explode

2

[blackscales]

I'm still offended on your behalf over the comparison to our local missing woman.

[ Truly, there is no way they look similar unless magic is involved. ]