cr meme | jolly ole june

[groundrules]

Hey folks, happy summer! Congratulations on surviving the first half of Zombie Apocalypse, Year II! You're all A+ at reaching out, poking and/or prodding anyway, buuuuuut if you need further CR material, check out the below! If you want to hit up our fresh June arrivals, I'll keep an index of their comments here.

CR MEME | J U N E
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE?</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match</i>. ii. <i>How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far</i>? iii. <i>If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for</i>? <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT <strike>THE DODGE</strike> SA-HARETH?</small></b></b></small>

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Vanya Hargreeves

[remugient]

CHARACTER: Vanya Hargreeves
CANON: The Umbrella Academy
WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE: A cautionary tale against denying who your child is, even when what they are is a weapon of mass destruction.
ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:
i. List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match.
1. Can accept that being with Vanya means dealing with Vanya's family
2. Can survive interrogation from Five AND Allison
3. Liking classical music is a plus

ii. How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far?
She's been pretty chill but 90% of that is likely because of the Information Diet that Five's likely put her on.

iii. If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for?
Noise-cancelling headphones.

WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?
Tends to the farm work, plays violin, attempts to train with her powers. She mostly just observes and tries to help where she can, probably gonna start trying to investigate some stuff on her own, eventually...

WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT THE DODGE SA-HARETH?

She'd like to try and track down any other wayward siblings, but.... BIG SHRUG. Also make sure someone's gonna take care of the farm animals?? HER CHICKENS...

[lancifolium]

I know we've got a thread going with Winnie and Lily but if you fancy Vanya and her crossing paths as well I'd be so down. Also Lily would be very keen to help figure out a way to sort the chickens (or enchant something so they can be transported hey hey).

[remugient]

Sure, I'd be down for it! Enchant the chickens into figurines.... vanya can carry them in her pockets??

she'd just be so fascinated like hello yes pls show her more cool magic??

[lancifolium]

She could absolutely transfigure the chickens into small inanimate objects for transportation, or shrink them! Modern solutions!

[bearshermark]

I just like that these two probably comprise the only people with farm experience and the idea of them chillin sometimes, talking about plants and animals.

[remugient]

vanya and eleven shaking their heads in solidarity like "these guys don't even know how to take care of sheep, smh..."

if they could just live out their farmer life dreams wouldnt that be so much better for everyone??

[bearshermark]

Right?? Why you guys gotta be like this SMH

Imagining they got a good system going, just working together with amicable chatter, splitting duties and gettin shit done.

Ur welcome everyone!!

Re: Vanya Hargreeves

[royal_venant]

I'd love to thread with either Winnie or Vanya if dealing with this magical trash fire is up your alley.

[remugient]

GOD honestly Winnie might be best if only because she'd be able to roll with it a little better

vanya would 100% be fun too though if only bc she'd take one look at him and be like "is this one of my brothers?? This load of messes and issues seems Hargreeves-Brother-Coded"

[royal_venant]

Let's just all agree that Regulus and Klaus should never meet.

I'm ready to roll with either! I think both could be fun.

Reg can tell Winnie that souls (at least intact souls) are overrated.

Reg does like animals so he won't hurt Vanya's chickens, though he might more afraid of them than they are of him (what? they aren't magic chickens? What do?)

[somebadnews]

You can keep your chickens, Vanya. Whatever you want, we'll make it happen. You're doing great.

Five is definitely going insane though. It's a full time job trying to make sure nobody gets to her with some overblown situation before he does, and he's going to slip up and not hide her quartz in the right place sometime. Or she'll walk in on that old guy he kidnapped... he was going to tell her about it eventually.

Anyway, more sibling stuff. Don't doubt him, he's going to find the rest of their family so help him. Everything is fine.

[remugient]

five, at any given moment, YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

Love him. I'd love for her to walk in on the guy he kidnapped and is like FIVE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP HIM, WE GOTTA LET HIM GO BACK TO THE WILD OR AT ELAST TAKE HIM TO A POUND, WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS.

with a side of "i don't like this or approve bc couldn't we get what we needed WITHOUT the kidnapping and interrogations?? BUT i will help you hide the body if needed"

sibling solidarity, you know

[somebadnews]

SHE IS. He's so proud of her every day.

You kid but I will 100% thread that out if you'd like to go for it. I'm going to get my milage out of this old man kidnapping if it kills me lsmfa

He's had him for so long now that it's awkward to just let him go?? He'd probably just tell his friends and then it would turn into a whole thing.

My favorite thing about this family tbh. "Oh a dead guy. Are we burning or burying?"