cr meme | jolly ole june

[groundrules]

Hey folks, happy summer! Congratulations on surviving the first half of Zombie Apocalypse, Year II! You're all A+ at reaching out, poking and/or prodding anyway, buuuuuut if you need further CR material, check out the below! If you want to hit up our fresh June arrivals, I'll keep an index of their comments here.

CR MEME | J U N E
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE?</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match</i>. ii. <i>How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far</i>? iii. <i>If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for</i>? <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT <strike>THE DODGE</strike> SA-HARETH?</small></b></b></small>

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[somebadnews]

PLAYER: Lone Sheep aka Sheep / lonesheep
ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP: Yes, yes of course
ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF: Fantastic person. Really terrific and nice. Photographer, has birds, likes to draw. Great reviews all around. (Just ask my mother!)
IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE? In regards to my favorite Spice Girl the answer is Baby Spice.

CHARACTER: Number Five Hargreeves
CANON: The Umbrella Academy
WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE: 58-year-old time-traveling assassin trapped in his 13-year-old body who teleports all the damn time and definitely knows more than you about everything.
ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:
i. List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match.
1. Must have one arm and most of their upper torso.
2. Be able to survive in the apocalypse.
3. Be named Dolores. (Sorry everyone, he's still married to his mannequin wife, they're just tragically separated at the moment.)

ii. How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far?
Too many to count?? Not just strangle, he's imagined most of their deaths in many many ways. He's doing so very well not murdering them, be impressed.

iii. If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for?
I mean his other loves are coffee and alcohol but they probably would turn him down because they don't want him as a mascot. Children's uniforms??? Schoolboy shorts??

WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?
Five isn't a great team player. He stalks most of you all for information and only gives back what he deems necessary, but still thinks he's the most valuable person here. Recently kidnapped a forest person and told very few people about it, so that's typical. Aside from the usual (MATH) he's trying to keep his sister from freaking out and turning into a bomb again. She's doing super well and he's a great brother. You all don't help.

WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT THE DODGE SA-HARETH?
I'll be putting up a post shortly on this! Five is going to be transporting the rest of the bank loot previously mentioned that he has stashed before the whole place goes up in flames. He has a grudge against the forest people (he's angry at the wind the guy needs help), so he's definitely not doing the trials unless something motivates him... but he's hovering, as usual. He's sure that you all will share what you learn.

[downswing]

When do we exorcise this small child?

[somebadnews]

Five does not think he has the nerve, please surprise him any time. You have one shot to get a look at his old man soul.

BUT YOU KNOW. Thanks for offering with the heavy things, wasn't suspicious at all.

[downswing]

He just wants to make sure the small child's body isn't hurt doing whatever the demon commands of him.

[somebadnews]

tbh he's pretty rough on it, but that's a whole separate problem.

I hope he sees the rest of his family someday so they can laugh about this forever. (Vanya would never! Right??) They are so supportive of their older brother.

[conjurechaos]

would we say that Five is an object sexual?

[somebadnews]

That is not even a question, but try to tell him that and he will just get confused and angry. Don't spoil his fantasy.

It's a little shameful that I only have one Dolores icon, she's only the love of his life......

[conjurechaos]

If it ever gets down to it, Yennefer will assume Dolores was cursed to be a statuette.

....is that better, Five? Is it?

[somebadnews]

That's... really kind of her to assume. I think he knows that she's not real on some level, because he's very aware that he was alone for 45 years, but she was his entire coping mechanism so let's pretend. Even his family is just like 'okay that's Five's mannequin we're just not going to mention it.'

It's a really sweet love story. I'm sure he'll tell her about it some night when he's very drunk.

[conjurechaos]

That degree of isolation, yeeeahhhh. The whole Hargreeves clan for their major dysfunctions have some nice lil moments like that.

I am very down for an IC misery bender of some sort on the horizon. I think that's a given.

[somebadnews]

It's fine!! He still forgets and talks to her when nobody is around sometimes, so it's like she's not even gone. Very fine. (He misses her every day...)

I'm very excited for their CR tbh. Amazingly it's hard to find people he relates to, who knows why.