cr meme | jolly ole june

[groundrules]

Hey folks, happy summer! Congratulations on surviving the first half of Zombie Apocalypse, Year II! You're all A+ at reaching out, poking and/or prodding anyway, buuuuuut if you need further CR material, check out the below! If you want to hit up our fresh June arrivals, I'll keep an index of their comments here.

CR MEME | J U N E
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE?</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match</i>. ii. <i>How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far</i>? iii. <i>If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for</i>? <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT <strike>THE DODGE</strike> SA-HARETH?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[royal_venant]

PLAYER: Ryah
ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP: YUP! whoiamwithoutyou, or whoiamwithoutyou#4048
ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF: For starters, but I'm really ready to rumble and plot
IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE? Are we talking about Dune spice here? Hard pass.

CHARACTER: Regulus A. Black
CANON: Harry Potter written by She Who Shall Not Be Name because of her terrible opinions
WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE: A walking magical dumpster fire with a bunch of shit opinions and a few correct ones
ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:
i. List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match. Alive, willing to over look his poor life choices, is kind to house-elves

ii. How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far? Isn't the better question 'How often do Regulus' Sa-Hareth comrades want to strangle him?'

iii. If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for? Daper Dan hair pomade

WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS? Lots of internal screaming as he bottles his emotions deep down inside. He's been idly pondering existential questions like 'Am I alive or dead' and 'is this something my brain conjured in desperation whilst in the throes of death'. He'd really like a good cup of tea, and instead he's been conjuring what he does know: wine. He's also been enjoying the star charts even if he cannot read the text in those books.

WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT THE DODGE SA-HARETH?
He doesn't know what is going on with this Anurr and Unhalad business, so figuring that out would be great. It would be fun if he could figure out how to read the books in the study, so if anyone knows the language these books are written in, I'd love to have a meet-cute over written languages. Regulus probably needs to get slapped at some point to help him get over himself, and then make friends.

[downswing]

'Alive' sure is something.

[royal_venant]

He's met a few varieties of undead, and he's not impressed with what they can offer as a SO.

[downswing]

Get thee standards, buddy.

[royal_venant]

You know how, like, you're supposed to live up to the same qualities you want in an SO... Regulus has a looooong way to go before he can achieve that. So until then, gotta set the bar low.

[downswing]

Why are you like this, son. Come be adopted as well.

[royal_venant]

This is certainly what he needs. This is also certain something he doesn't know he needs.

[somebadnews]

Five appreciates shared mistrust just as much as the next guy, even if he attributes the attitude to being that age and he'll be annoyed when he doesn't recognize his authority lmao. But whatever, at least you know what to expect from people like him.

Whereas Five robs banks and kidnaps people in an effort to control the situation so... great combo?? This will be fine.

[royal_venant]

This will be perfect. What could go wrong?