cr meme | jolly ole june

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Hey folks, happy summer! Congratulations on surviving the first half of Zombie Apocalypse, Year II! You're all A+ at reaching out, poking and/or prodding anyway, buuuuuut if you need further CR material, check out the below! If you want to hit up our fresh June arrivals, I'll keep an index of their comments here.

CR MEME | J U N E
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE?</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match</i>. ii. <i>How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far</i>? iii. <i>If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for</i>? <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT <strike>THE DODGE</strike> SA-HARETH?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

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Not the small child.

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U aren't his real dad!!

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............................or is he.

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Lmf ok so maybe Eleven doesn't know what his father looked like yet. But probably!!!

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Yeah, the. Blue eyes and paler hair come from................... your mother's side, child.

[bearshermark]

Tbf he really did get every last bit of his looks from his mother. Except for his eyes, which are cosmically inherited from his previous incarnation somehow. He might have his father's uh, eyebrows. Maybe.

Still! He does know his name wasn't Lan Wangji okok

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.................and your mother was Wei Wuxian, and he raised you from a field of turnips, child.

[bearshermark]

U no wat as the child of Yggdrasil that kinda tracks lmao

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Another child successfully acquired.

[bearshermark]

But are you prepared for: late-blooming teenage rebellion

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Oh yeah, we went thru that with a dark necromancer lord, totally fine

[bearshermark]

Ok cool bc he's trying (and failing) to not take offense to Wangji's apparent lack of faith in his abilities so hdu

[downswing]

Baby boy.

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Runs to mom for hugs