cr meme | jolly ole june

[groundrules]

Hey folks, happy summer! Congratulations on surviving the first half of Zombie Apocalypse, Year II! You're all A+ at reaching out, poking and/or prodding anyway, buuuuuut if you need further CR material, check out the below! If you want to hit up our fresh June arrivals, I'll keep an index of their comments here.

CR MEME | J U N E
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>IS SPICE FRIEND, OR IS IT FOE?</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>WHO THEY ARE, IN ONE LINE:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>List your character's top-three 'must have's in a matchmaker match</i>. ii. <i>How often has your character wanted to strangle their Sa-Hareth comrades so far</i>? iii. <i>If your character had to do a brand sponsorship, what item/service would they be perfect for</i>? <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER GET UP TO THESE DAYS?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER STILL NEED TO DO/FIGURE OUT BEFORE THEY EXIT <strike>THE DODGE</strike> SA-HARETH?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[bearshermark]

He'd be absolutely delighted.

[downswing]

Don't you know what a lady saying they'll let you in her garden means.

[bearshermark]

It isn't her garden!!

[downswing]

Is this why you're absolutely delighted.

[downswing]

Fuck.

[bearshermark]

Dad no!

[downswing]

No wait don't —

[bearshermark]

Could u pls just

[downswing]

We bring you a girl your age and this is what you do.

[bearshermark]

He's just making friends!

[bearshermark]

Pls he just has Archeval as a friend rn let him have this

[downswing]

What do you mean, what about Sizhui, did you kill Sizhui

[bearshermark]

N-no. He just. hasn't passed the friendship exam yet

[lancifolium]

I would like to be excused from this narrative.

[downswing]

A single tear of joy was thus wept.

[lancifolium]

You are a menace. Let these good-hearted nature children vibe with the turnips in peace.