passenger files: an awkward meme

[groundrules]

passenger exposé meme

#1. Fill out the below passenger file with your character's name, ticket class and icon link, along with their real, intimate or fictitious care instructions ('water daily,' 'sing sinister lullabies') and notes ('absolute douchebag,' 'great tipper,' 'caught drunk-dialing his ex at 3am in the coal cabin').

<font face="courier new"><b><small>PASSENGER NAME</small>:</b> <b><small>TICKET CLASS</small>:</b> 1st/2nd/3rd/Staff <b><small>CARE INSTRUCTIONS</small>:</b> 1. 2. 3. <b><small>STAFF NOTES</small>:</b> 1. 2. 3.</font>

#2. Gasp, call HR M. the Conductor! Your character's profile is now public for all to see, how completely unplaned, unexpected and embarrassing!

#3. Comment around ICly to poke, laugh or commiserate. Spam, make new CR, profit.

#4. You can make threads in-game canon if both players agree ♥

eta; sorry for the code mishap, guys! If you want to try out the original code (which will need a bit of spacing), you can still try it out at:

<center><div style="width:450px; padding:10px 10px 10px 10px; border-radius:10px; background-image: url(https://i.imgur.com/Rzd0HsG.png); text-align:justify;"> <table height="150px" style=""></table> <center><div style="width: 350px; border-radius:5px;"> <table><tr><td><img src="ICON_HERE" style="border-radius:5px; border: 5px solid #6d6353;"></td><td><font style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; color: #ede5da; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NAME Class/Staff</font></td></tr></table></div></center> <center><div style="width: 250px; border-radius:5px;"><font style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; color: #ede5da; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">care instructions</font> <font face="courier new" color="#ede5da">1. 2. 3. </font></div></center> <center><div style="width: 250px; border-radius:5px; padding: 20px 0px"> <font style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; color: #ede5da; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">passenger notes</font> <font face="courier new" color="#ede5da">1. 2. 3. </font></div></center> </div>

Comments

[blackscales]

Wrathion 1st Class

care instructions
1. Prefers limited interaction
2. Red meat heavy meals requested
3. Do not disturb in mornings

passenger notes
1. Potential Alcoholic
2. Possesses Unnerving Droid
3. Possess extremely sharp scissors, Do Not Touch.

[traaaaaash]

Droid? Is that one of the ones from Serthica or did you come with it?

[blackscales]

[ ... This file is extremely rude... ]

It's from Serthica. A hunting hound. I believe some of the staff dislike the... intensity of its scrutiny.

[ ... It stares. Fixedly. ]

[traaaaaash]

Eh, staff are party poopers.

[blackscales]

I have assured them it will do them no harm.

[traaaaaash]

Awww, is it a good robo-puppy?

[blackscales]

It is designed to obey all instructions.

[ ... It... really has no actual personality.

Potentially this is what the staff find unnerving. ]

[traaaaaash]

Booooooo-ring!

[nachocheese]

So, no alcoholic drinks for you then. Got it.

[blackscales]

[ UGH THIS FILE. ]

I am not an alcoholic.

[nachocheese]

Sure, man. Just a "potential" one.

[blackscales]

I have it under control.

[ Can a man not misery drink?! These staff are so judgemental. ]

[nachocheese]

Uh-huh.

[ The skepticism is palpable. That's what they all say, man. ]

[downswing]

Do not turn to drink.

[blackscales]

[ Titans, he's going to strangle whichever member of staff was this lax with files. ]

I have things quite under control.

[downswing]

Temperance at the bottom of a cup?