passenger files: an awkward meme

[groundrules]

passenger exposé meme

#1. Fill out the below passenger file with your character's name, ticket class and icon link, along with their real, intimate or fictitious care instructions ('water daily,' 'sing sinister lullabies') and notes ('absolute douchebag,' 'great tipper,' 'caught drunk-dialing his ex at 3am in the coal cabin').

<font face="courier new"><b><small>PASSENGER NAME</small>:</b> <b><small>TICKET CLASS</small>:</b> 1st/2nd/3rd/Staff <b><small>CARE INSTRUCTIONS</small>:</b> 1. 2. 3. <b><small>STAFF NOTES</small>:</b> 1. 2. 3.</font>

#2. Gasp, call HR M. the Conductor! Your character's profile is now public for all to see, how completely unplaned, unexpected and embarrassing!

#3. Comment around ICly to poke, laugh or commiserate. Spam, make new CR, profit.

#4. You can make threads in-game canon if both players agree ♥

eta; sorry for the code mishap, guys! If you want to try out the original code (which will need a bit of spacing), you can still try it out at:

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[3point0]

Evan "Buck" Buckley Staff

care instructions
1. Not to be given complicated instructions after 8 PM
2. Needs to be exercised daily
3. Please hug

passenger notes
1. Makes a mean old fashioned
2. Approachable and friendly
3. Has no idea what he is doing at any given time

[traaaaaash]

EDA CLAWTHORNE Stowaway

care instructions
1. An elixir a day keeps the curse at bay
2. Be nice to birds
3. Entertain with shiny things

passenger notes
1. Keep your wallets close when she's around
2. Has an encyclopedic knowledge of random nonsense
3. Sometimes makes a bread pun and then looks very sad

mo ran | husky and his white cat shizun

[inkfire]

PASSENGER NAME: Mo Ran

TICKET CLASS: Staff

STAFF INSTRUCTIONS:

1. provide cornflakes or graham crackers
2. throw balls for him to catch
3. avoid late at night or early in the morning or in any situations involving nudity unless you want an eyeful

STAFF NOTES:

1. the worst.
2. makes decent food
3. charming smile, still awful

[starlingroad]

America Stowaway

care instructions
1. Feed constantly
2. Do not let out of sight
3. Could use some friends

passenger notes
1. Give wide berth - might get sucked into portals
2. Might plant contraband on you
3. Will eat all your food

[pathologise]

PASSENGER NAME: Adrienne Peters

TICKET CLASS: Stowaway (posing as staff)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Keep away from tequila
2. Make her eat a good meal
3. Give her a stress relief outlet

PASSENGER NOTES:

1. A smile a day keeps the doctor near
2. Mistakes being friendly for being flirty
3. Knows her way around a bar

[traumatology]

PASSENGER NAME: Bucky Barnes

TICKET CLASS: 1st Class (Reluctantly)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Figure out a way to get him to sleep
2. Please don't take the glaring personally
3. Call him old, he loves it.

STAFF NOTES:

1. Not as grumpy as he seems
2. Does realize there are other colors besides black
3. Might let you use his arm as a pull up bar.

[blackscales]

Wrathion 1st Class

care instructions
1. Prefers limited interaction
2. Red meat heavy meals requested
3. Do not disturb in mornings

passenger notes
1. Potential Alcoholic
2. Possesses Unnerving Droid
3. Possess extremely sharp scissors, Do Not Touch.

[nachocheese]

PASSENGER NAME: Ignacio "Nacho" Varga

TICKET CLASS: Staff

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Difficulty trusting others due to many bad past experiences, so approach slowly and let trust build naturally over time.
2. Keep away from placebo heart attack pills, cartel dons, and mid-size fried chicken chain restaurant owners.
3. May look intimidating, but probably more afraid of you than you are of him. Like a baby deer.

STAFF NOTES:

1. Good head for business.
2. Can teach you how to shoot a gun!
3. Ask about his daddy issues.

[somebadnews]

Number Five 3rd Class

care instructions
1. Monitor coffee intake
2. Provide paper or he will write on all the fine tablecloths and napkins
3. Keep away from sharp objects

passenger notes
1. Has someone test his food before he eats it
2. Steals alcohol and insists he's old enough to drink
3. Don't trust his smile

[balancedwire]

Xie Yun 1st Class

care instructions

1. Keep wood around
2. Make sure he always has his xiao
3. Always have wine available

passenger notes

1. If he's not smiling then something is wrong.
2. Will cook for you.
3. Can teach you how to forge a sword.

[cholesterol]

DEAN WINCHESTER First / Insists on Bartending

care instructions
1. Walk eggshells around him.
2. Shouldn't be woken up without warning.
3. Feed and water often. If water were bourbon.

passenger notes
1. Can't accept his station in life.
2. Might be an alcoholic.
3. Has been through weird shit.

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[yeahmagnets]

JESSE PINKMAN Stowaway/Was temporarily in housekeeping as punishment

care instructions
1. try not to judge him too much. he's more sensitive than he'll admit.
2. avoid giving him mind-altering substances.
3. kindness goes a long way with him. be nice and you'll earn a loyal friend.

passenger notes
1. will take every misfit kid under his wing.
2. has been through some shit but still manages to smile.
3. is more intelligent than he seems at first glance. knows a thing or two about chemistry.

[redhourglass]

natasha romanova stowaway

care instructions
1. requires heavy diet of secrets
2. seems like she might want to punch sorcerers things
3. likes yoga or other flexibility challenges

passenger notes
1. sleep avoider, approach with caution
2. does she only own one outfit
3. stole knives from the dining cart???