passenger files: an awkward meme

[groundrules]

passenger exposé meme

#1. Fill out the below passenger file with your character's name, ticket class and icon link, along with their real, intimate or fictitious care instructions ('water daily,' 'sing sinister lullabies') and notes ('absolute douchebag,' 'great tipper,' 'caught drunk-dialing his ex at 3am in the coal cabin').

<font face="courier new"><b><small>PASSENGER NAME</small>:</b> <b><small>TICKET CLASS</small>:</b> 1st/2nd/3rd/Staff <b><small>CARE INSTRUCTIONS</small>:</b> 1. 2. 3. <b><small>STAFF NOTES</small>:</b> 1. 2. 3.</font>

#2. Gasp, call HR M. the Conductor! Your character's profile is now public for all to see, how completely unplaned, unexpected and embarrassing!

#3. Comment around ICly to poke, laugh or commiserate. Spam, make new CR, profit.

#4. You can make threads in-game canon if both players agree ♥

eta; sorry for the code mishap, guys! If you want to try out the original code (which will need a bit of spacing), you can still try it out at:

<center><div style="width:450px; padding:10px 10px 10px 10px; border-radius:10px; background-image: url(https://i.imgur.com/Rzd0HsG.png); text-align:justify;"> <table height="150px" style=""></table> <center><div style="width: 350px; border-radius:5px;"> <table><tr><td><img src="ICON_HERE" style="border-radius:5px; border: 5px solid #6d6353;"></td><td><font style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; color: #ede5da; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">NAME Class/Staff</font></td></tr></table></div></center> <center><div style="width: 250px; border-radius:5px;"><font style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; color: #ede5da; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">care instructions</font> <font face="courier new" color="#ede5da">1. 2. 3. </font></div></center> <center><div style="width: 250px; border-radius:5px; padding: 20px 0px"> <font style="font-family: georgia; font-size: 15px; color: #ede5da; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">passenger notes</font> <font face="courier new" color="#ede5da">1. 2. 3. </font></div></center> </div>

Comments

[traumatology]

Thank me for what?

[pathologise]

I remember like two things from the bar. One is a delightfully strong man getting me home. To a room, whatever.

[traumatology]

Oh, that.

Yeah, you're welcome. Have a bad hangover?

[pathologise]

It wasn't the worst that I've had? The confusion was bigger.

[traumatology]

I've had some pretty bad ones too. When I could get drunk.

[pathologise]

You can't get drunk?

( she said she couldn't remember much )

[traumatology]

Nope.

Because of science.

[pathologise]

I'm pretty sure that answer would have confused me then. Because of science isn't a reason.

[traumatology]

It kind of is.

It just requires more explanation than just that one word. But science did play a part.

[pathologise]

Is it a reason you hate talking about?

[traumatology]

I don't hate it. I just tend not to talk about it.

[pathologise]

Then I won't ask. But it seems like a big thing.

[traumatology]

A big thing that I can't get drunk? Or that science made that happen?

[pathologise]

Both. No doubt there are other side effects too.

[traumatology]

No doubt.

If you're interested, maybe I'll tell you sometime when you're less drunk.

[pathologise]

I'm not drunk now.

( which both means she's interested and she can't promise when else she might not be drunk )

Promise.

[traumatology]

No time like the present?

[pathologise]

I'm all ears.

[traumatology]

We can start with I'm older than I look.

[pathologise]

I mean I still get people thinking I'm in my 30's.

( adrienne, honey, not the same )

[traumatology]

I'm a little older than that.

[pathologise]

Bullshit. How much older?

[traumatology]

A lot.

I'm one hundred and six.

[pathologise]

Bullshit.

( except it's a much stronger german equivalent because that she really doesn't believe )

And you told me you weren't a vampire?

[traumatology]

I'm not.

( ew gross. )

No way for me to really prove it but it's true.