the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

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THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

Comments

[reparo]

That's very considerate.

[recklessenough]

I was raised to always be a good host.

[ Skewering one's guest probably went against that ideal, but shhhh. ]

[reparo]

And are you used to dealing with a lot of people breaking and entering in you house?

[recklessenough]

Are we counting both dead and alive? Or only the living?

[reparo]

The living - it's not as if ghosts are going to steal your possessions. What use have they got for things, you know?

[recklessenough]

Well they may not steal things, but the ghosts have the nearly one hundred percent murder rate if they get in your house.

Of the two, I'd rather have to deal with filing a B&E report, than being dead.

[reparo]

Huh - we must be familiar with different ghosts.

[recklessenough]

I'm finding that to be the case, with most people I meet here.

So yes, short version, the dead having been rising and visiting the living for about five decades, and if a ghost touches a living person, it kills. The death count in England alone is close to two million.

[reparo]

I am making a lot of assumptions here, mind you, but something tells me we are from two completely different Englands. All my ghosts do is annoy students at a boarding school.

[recklessenough]

I think it's a safe assumption, and I envy you.

I envy you the ghosts that do little more than annoy, but not the boarding school. That sounds dreadful. [ Someone likes his freedom, and is making assumptions of his own now. ]

[reparo]

You wouldn't think so if you'd seen the library there.

[recklessenough]

Oh good lord, I don't read unless I absolutely have to. George, on the other hand, would be lost for months. We'd have to leave packets of biscuits, granola and water laying about or he'd starve.

[reparo]

...you don't read. What's the point of making tea if it's not to have it while reading?

[recklessenough]

I read. Just not heavy literature.

I like the tabloids. Helps me keep abreast of what's happening in London society, particularly with the adults. [ And if he also happened to envision getting to read his name, the name of his agency bandied about?

Well ...

Like he said, he's sense of humility was still a work in progress. ]