Mini-plot - Food poisoning

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so, Xie Lian is canonically someone who cooks so badly their cooking literally knocked out cultivators for hours and mangled a god's ability to use punctuation for weeks on end.

Xie Lian himself is immune to his bad cooking because :
1) he has literally starved before, so he will quite simply eat anything
2) he also is quite literally cursed to not be able to die, so even if he does poison himself, he'll be fine in the end, so he might as well eat
3) it's only been on the floor a few minutes don't waste food

So of course, with travelling, and a bigger group, that means more opportunity for Mod-approved food poisoning!

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Comments

[weifinder]

... Wei Wuxian's not allowed to offer curative food, he'll go appease the dead, that's so much easier, GOOD GOD WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!

[scrapgege]

He was just making dinner ??!??? Hua Cheng never had a problem with it????

[weifinder]

No one can trust your number one fan and also he's dead does he even need to taste things if he doesn't want to???

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Wei-gongzi that's rude and also you used to munch on watermelon rinds as a kid to survive you know what it's like to go hungry, any food looks good after a while.

[weifinder]

Yeah there's survival then taking things that you could survive on and somehow rendering them into resource-devouring horrors??? When you throw up you lose all that... everything... and more fluids...

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then down't throw up?

... or eat it again afterwards?

[weifinder]

................... returns to eating vegetable castoffs

when sadly ur raw ingredients were more edible than ur cooked ones, Dear God

[scrapgege]

He does his best.