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lostcompass2021-07-01 05:56 pm
scrapgege) wrote in lostcompass2021-07-01 05:56 pm
Mini-plot - Food poisoning
so, Xie Lian is canonically someone who cooks so badly their cooking literally knocked out cultivators for hours and mangled a god's ability to use punctuation for weeks on end.
Xie Lian himself is immune to his bad cooking because :
1) he has literally starved before, so he will quite simply eat anything
2) he also is quite literally cursed to not be able to die, so even if he does poison himself, he'll be fine in the end, so he might as well eat
3) it's only been on the floor a few minutes don't waste food
So of course, with travelling, and a bigger group, that means more opportunity for Mod-approved food poisoning!
No need for sign-ups or pre-plotting unless you feel like it! Just jump right in!
Xie Lian himself is immune to his bad cooking because :
1) he has literally starved before, so he will quite simply eat anything
2) he also is quite literally cursed to not be able to die, so even if he does poison himself, he'll be fine in the end, so he might as well eat
3) it's only been on the floor a few minutes don't waste food
So of course, with travelling, and a bigger group, that means more opportunity for Mod-approved food poisoning!
No need for sign-ups or pre-plotting unless you feel like it! Just jump right in!
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In light of the... circumstances, Mazyar will concede a handful more herbs, because, after all. Who refuses a beautiful woman?