Mini-plot - Food poisoning

[scrapgege]

so, Xie Lian is canonically someone who cooks so badly their cooking literally knocked out cultivators for hours and mangled a god's ability to use punctuation for weeks on end.

Xie Lian himself is immune to his bad cooking because :
1) he has literally starved before, so he will quite simply eat anything
2) he also is quite literally cursed to not be able to die, so even if he does poison himself, he'll be fine in the end, so he might as well eat
3) it's only been on the floor a few minutes don't waste food

So of course, with travelling, and a bigger group, that means more opportunity for Mod-approved food poisoning!

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Comments

[scrapgege]

It really is that bad, like the only two people who eat it with no damage are ghosts and thus technically already dead, and even then, they're pretty powerful ghosts who wouldn't take too much of a hit from it.

Save yourself, El. Gods are not good at everything.

[bearshermark]

aha woops.

at least. he's likely to think it isn't wholly Xie Lian's fault. somehow he just missed that something had gone bad.

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You're too good for the world el