intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[paperbutterflies]

Yes, Hanguang-jun!

[downswing]

And when the judge asks you which parent you want to stay with, little boy, you say...?

[paperbutterflies]

With daaaad

[downswing]

Good boy. Knows where the white rice's coming from.

[paperbutterflies]

... on that note, how are the family finances faring and will Sizhui have to start looking for odd jobs to supplement...

[downswing]

Uhm. Well. Son.

.......................well.






Well, your mother might have thoughts about this.

[paperbutterflies]

Right, looking for a job as a newspaper delivery boy ig.

[downswing]

IT IS SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU, SON, FINALLY SOMEONE CAN APPLY WANGJI'S BACK CREAM, DEEP SCARS ACHE IN THE COLD

[paperbutterflies]

... do you think he won't help. DO YOU EVEN TRY to think he won't help???

[downswing]

Thank you, son, it has been Mightily Awkward.








...also, your father keeps burning down your mother's feral nest of scraps, straw, parchment detritus and other nonsense. Please let's take turns, the feral nest will soon gain awareness and conquer us all.

[paperbutterflies]

... what do you mean, isn't it supposed to gain awareness? That was basically how things worked at the Burial Mound...