intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[downswing]

"You won't buy the lemonade, huh?"

...no, I think I can imagine how much blow this would go down in.

[somebadnews]

It's better for everyone involved that he stick to robbing banks, it will be less violent.

[downswing]

Who raised you, child??????????

[somebadnews]

A robot, an alien, and a chimpanzee. What.

He's so excited to meet your perfectly well behaved son.

[downswing]

I KNOW THE SERIES

His son is great, he is nothing like Five, he is the best spoiled, sheltered and vaguely sugar-prone son.

[somebadnews]

JUST IN CASE anyone didn't, I realized that happened late in the show. I definitely covered that well. No excuse for Reggie though.

Good thing Five has no grudges whatsoever and no reason not to offer him candy.

[downswing]

This little boy is the worst.

[somebadnews]

Old man(!!) You can see where all the rage comes from.