intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

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[consignation]

PLAYER: Livvy
ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP: yea hmu at loaf#3886 or undecipher
A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF: Taiwanese-American baking enthusiast with small dog you WILL be forced to witness, lives with and bullies Winnifred/Vanya player on the regular.
YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD MUST KNOW: My latest shower thoughts involved a lot of (REDACTED).

CHARACTER: Jiang Cheng
CANON: The Untamed
ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER: Sad trombone noise man is lonely largely because of intrinsically everything he is as a person and will do nothing to correct any of it. Is attractive as long as his mouth stays shut, which isn't often.
ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:
i. Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react? With a loud, confrontational rebuff and should that not be heeded, immediate violence.

ii. What job would your character most majestically fail at? Having living family members. Any kind of customer service or tasks that require charisma.

iii. What scent do you associate with your character? Smoke and sandalwood.

WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR? Disappointing his ancestors, his contemporaries, and most of all himself.

WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT? Reconcile with his brother and also suffer, a lot, all the time for Ruxi's amusement.

[downswing]

...hoe, you're not going for that sandalwood, don't be stepping out.

[consignation]

WHAT SANDALWOOD

hes just like this from all the incense. you know from all the DEAD CLAN MEMBERS.

[downswing]

Don't know them.

Can't believe you didn't fornicate with a mermaid.

You had your chance.

[somebadnews]

This seems like a fun family.

[weifinder]

opens arms do you want them meeting when wei wuxian is running tf away from the dog guarding the two sheep or whatnot of their farm home

[jeoha]

okay so which of my boys do you want for this boy because i'm sure we can make a giant mess either which way