intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[downswing]

We gotta put clothes on bae, he's shrivelly and cold and a weakling because he has no core, like
















you.

[weifinder]

isn't the other answer just tell lee chang and wei wuxian to cuddle i mean

it solves the issue

[downswing]

Weren't you cuddling with your son, hussy.

[weifinder]

aren't you, sugar baby

[downswing]

ONCE HE KNOWS, HE IS DRAGGING ALL THREE OF THEM IN A CUDDLE.................................. not pile, nor "cuddle" exactly, but there may be back-to-back touching.

[weifinder]

so what, he's making sizhui sit in the middle, back to back with him, and sizhui gets to stare at wei wuxian is that what i'm hearing

[downswing]

...they'll figure it out, delinquent!!!!

[weifinder]

watches wangji do the math meme trying to handle multiple jealous feelings over different things at once: probably his very sad entertainment at that time

[downswing]

...............STOP BEING DREADFUL TO THE ONE PERSON who cared enough to coax Xie Lian fix a rooftop in a doge-distant room for you, harlot

[weifinder]

wangji you literally invented your own jealousy here he's going to be amused because trying to soothe it out of you was probably working better before their son, his formerly dead friend, his very tangled brother, and this whole farm thing happened

but thank you bae for getting someone to help protect him from hearing doge all the time

[jeoha]

The bae's got a point, Wangji

at least lee chang's got a fire sword now

pure dnd style

[weifinder]

SEDUCED GASP

meant for the sword just like, bright eyes look it's so Visible

and yeah come on cuddling for warmth is the only solution

unless you're Haltham, he can cuddle his goat

[jeoha]

He thinks he's currently been kicked to the curb so yes come cuddle him for warmth while he broods

the goat can stay with haltham

[weifinder]

SNORTS i say that but we also know that wei wuxian has shit for self worth so he'd get the mood if also he's firm in the denial of all brooding unless drunk

here, cuddle and let him talk about his various talismans he's workshopping to be more practically useful, see, this one's based on a light qi technique but doesn't need to burn as much and can be used by someone without qi control--

... yeah, we're not. we're not contesting the goat

[jeoha]

He will listen and NOT understand a single thing but he will listen

he will also want to know what qi control is pls and thanks

[weifinder]

it's this great thing that anyone can in theory do with practise you're just not able to do as much as those with big stores of it, nonchalantly gestures to sizhui, wangji, xingchen

also here talk to our possessed cloak ghost he wants more friends too

[jeoha]

why.. why do we have a ghost...

wei wuxian he likes you but can you tone down the goth by like
2 percent

[weifinder]

he did not ask for the ghost the ghost just Happened, okay, from all that bank heist, blame five and mina they selected the goods

also this ghost is old, ye olde man, talking about history here and not liking slavery he's a fun guy who is too chatty for just one person, and he's growing stronger, slowly

UPBEAT GOTH CANNOT BE HELD BACK

[jeoha]

Alight alright we can have tea with the ghost

and the upbeat part is New so you know what he'll just enjoy it

No one is upbeat in Kingdom

No one.

[weifinder]

... well then, welcome to ghostea and upbeat necromancer you totally wouldn't think ha been driven over the edge a time or two (once, once, NOT AGAIN WANGJI, HE PROMISES)

he, eleven, and sizhui are here to be upbeat along with mina we have a Team Effort going on here