intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[jeoha]

I can't believe this, but unfortunately neither of my boys are likely to fuck zombies

shakes my head in shame

[weifinder]

okay but what if HEY LIVVY WHAT IF MINGYU ENDED UP A ZOMBIE

no

i'm

leaves we better not end up with party members getting rez'd we have a sith lord and a demonic cultivator to help this would be such a sad party

[descendency]

WHY MINGYU WHY NOT oh because it involves getting laid

[jeoha]

i think part of the joke was that then both my boys would want to bang a zombie, too

[descendency]

yes which ties nicely back into the fact no one wants to fuck jiang cheng

[weifinder]

hey


































maybe winnie

[soulsrob]

[weifinder]

SEE, WE FOUND YOU SOMEONE, BRO!!!

[weifinder]

yeah that was the joke that's why

the same zombie too so like, mingyu

you are POWERFUL

[descendency]

damn right he is SEX IS INCREDIBLY POWERFUL come here let us teach you our ways wei wuxian

lets get u fucked to immortality

[weifinder]

..........................................so like

get fucked up into immortality huh

that's what you mean right

he fails to see sex having anything to do with this THUS THIS MUST BE SO

[descendency]

mingyu know his xianxia tropes friend, he will enlighten you

[jeoha]

Time for some dual cultivation baby aw yeah

[weifinder]

oooooooooooooooooooooooh





so that's how you're helping lee chang he gets it now