intro & cr meme - the magnificent may edition

[groundrules]

Welcome to May, beautiful people! Applications are still open until 23:59 GMT tonight, unless you’ve pinged about needing a deadline extension, but there’s already some fresh blood to say hi to, and you can seldom go wrong with a bit of CR mingling.

Players of new characters: please nudge if you've been shoved onto the Taken List, and you have no character tag in eastbound & westwhere yet!

OOC INTRO | CR MEME
<small><b>PLAYER:</b></small> <b><small>ARE YOU OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP:</small></b> <b><small>A FEW WORDS ABOUT YOUR FINE SELF:</small></b> <b><small>YOUR LATEST SHOWER EPIPHANY THE WORLD <i>MUST</i> KNOW:</small></b> <b><small>CHARACTER:</b></small> <b><small>CANON:</b></small> <b><small>ELEVATOR PITCH FOR YOUR CHARACTER:</small></b> <b><small>ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:</small></b> i. <i>Your character has been patiently queuing for the past hour, when someone with no extenuating circumstances cuts in. How do they react</i>? ii. <i>What job would your character most majestically fail at</i>? iii. <i>What scent do you associate with your character</i>? <b><small>WHAT’S YOUR CHARACTER BEEN UP TO, SO FAR?</b></small> <b><small>WHAT ARE YOU ITCHING TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER DO IN SA-HARETH NEXT?</small></b></b></small>

Comments

[foxable]

fox like NO DUDE THIS IS TOTALLY MAGIC we actually still have some talisman magic left from the chinese schools but like, a) most of it is completely kept under lock and key and i can only lockpick so many boxes if you know what i mean and b) a lot of it is just lost over time but CHECK IT i stole some paper and made my own talismans with my own magic what do you think???

so yes just
endless enthusiasm

he will be SO EXCITED to meet a ghost but also that ghost may get very bored of him

[weifinder]

this ghost has been locked up for what might be decades, he can take it

LMFASLKDJ wei wuxian like yes this is cool explain to me your thought process and where you want these to end up and lets invent Even More and think if we tweak this Like So that we may get it to do this instead--

[foxable]

yeah they will just end up vibing and doing magic until fox literally passes out because he forgot to eat and/or drink that entire time

[weifinder]

... lmf fox is going to be the only reason next to like, worrying over everyone else here that wei wuxian will remember to eat/sleep and also i hope wen qing comes needle them both for this it would be Earned

drags him off to eat, Son, You Must Take Care of Yourself, he feels old

[foxable]

oh no
oh no not wen qing HE'S SORRY

she will dom him so easily he will just be a Canadian Apology Loop for an hour while trying to force himself to eat soup

[weifinder]

its okay one does not simply stand up to wen qing one realises they are but silly mortals who need to listen to her advice and sometimes help her out in turn and also dont fail to tell her when ur injured she will Know

also

she's the best turnip cook around so

[foxable]

nods solemnly

we will respect her Amazingness and dutifully eat turnips
hopefully
will probably get distracted sorry wen qing