CR MEME | JUNE PLOT ROLLS

[groundrules]

Hi, everyone! Two parts to today’s party:

JUNE JAZZ

Check out our latest plot roll & NPC thread options for June, for which you’ll receive full details on Wednesday, 22 June. You can sign up your characters for the quest of your choice until 18:00 GMT on 21 June.

■ We’ll need at least two characters signed up for a roll to carry it out. Quests that receive more than five sign-ups may need us to RNG a character who gets final call on any decision-making within the quest.

■ Try to be available to play things out with your quest-mates between 22 June – 5 July.

■ If you’re looking short on time in that period, it might be easier to offer support to characters who are leading a plot roll, without signing up.

■ Please share the information you get with the group at large through network posts.

As a heads-up for folks who’ve never done one of these — you may get offered follow-up quests, items or plot development because you helped out with a plot roll. You can always opt out of that.


JUNE CR MEME

o1. Reply with your shiny character pitch or fill out the form below to help find your character an arch-nemesis/long-lost friend/tinder date.

o2. Comment around spam, baby, spam.

o3. There is no profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW THEY END A TERRIBLE DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>THE (SPITEFUL?) THOUGHT THAT GETS THEM THROUGH THE DAY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT’S THE EASIEST WAY TO</small>…</b> <b>...<small>IRRITATE THEM</small>:</b> <b>...<small>EARN THEIR AFFECTION</small>:</b> <b>...<small>SHOCK THEM</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SHIP DO THEY MOSTLY HANG OUT ON</small>?</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

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wei wuxian | the untamed

[weifinder]

PLAYER: rakel!
PREFERRED CONTACT: pm or dm on discord
CHARACTER & CANON: Wei Wuxian of The Untamed TV Series

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: Necromancer bard martial artist.
HOW THEY END A TERRIBLE DATE: Given him he might just outright escape, but also, HEY HUSBAND DID WE GO ON DATES HE SORT OF MISSED THEM
THE (SPITEFUL?) THOUGHT THAT GETS THEM THROUGH THE DAY: I'm not letting this world take anything from my people.

WHAT’S THE EASIEST WAY TO…
...IRRITATE THEM: ... Be a jerk to his son or any of the teenagers, he's fond of all them.
...EARN THEIR AFFECTION: Be not a jackass, he likes people in general. THESE ANSWERS are very sad but there's no specific way, be kind of Lan Wangji and there's probably bonus points in there, praise Lan Sizhui and he'll smile.
...SHOCK THEM: He doesn't want to know what'll shock him but he'd LOVE to hear about Modern Science because he's an inventor and would find it all fascinating.

WHAT SHIP DO THEY MOSTLY HANG OUT ON? Whichever one Lan Wangji's on, really. For plotting purposes he's between them both.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? At this point getting a sense of the local undead/dead/spirits, which is where he'll focus for plot rolls too, he's got a tendency toward the dead if "necromancer bard" didn't already make that a good guess! He's also on hand to help people out or assist in sailing tasks, though he has a mostly not conscious old man he caretakes for with help from Anduin and anyone else he gets to lend a hand to feed him black water from the last arc.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: Wei Wuxian would love some mental challenges to work on, anyone who'd love to tinker with and develop means of resisting the Undead Lords more effectively, and also teenagers to be Big Bro or Dad-Joke-Caretaker at, he does miss the kids other than his adoptive son who've all disappeared through the gate most recently. He's also good for giving rundowns of things that've happened since the start of the game, and has a cloak-scholar spirit he can introduce people to if they're so inclined!

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

[traaaaaash]

So Eda did some bard magic back in her day! :D Also seems to be weirdly getting along with Lan Wangji. He unlocked serious!Eda, okay. That's an accomplishment.

Also, she's up for some rebellion against tyrannical overlords any day of the week.

[weifinder]

his husband does have that talent every so often, unlocking serious sides but this is perfect THEY SHOULD BARD TOGETHER

mostly because it's hilarious and we need a bard party at some point

... and to take down tyrannical dictators that's always a fun one if it doesn't lead to EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT DYING FOR YOU, BY CHOICE ahem

[traaaaaash]

Yeah, just one problem, her bard magic now destroys everything in sight thanks to her curse 8D

W E L P yes that is. Not so great a side effect. But Eda's tyrannical dictator is threatening everyone she loves, as they tend to do, so she's all for overthrowing him.

[weifinder]

okay so we release her barding when there's an acceptable total destruction target, with this game that'll be at arc end THREE MONTHS OUT WE ARE SO SET

yes well that just means do it politically at the same time, apparently, things definitely go more smoothly that way

[reparo]

Hi daddy mr wei
Fun story, Hermione can hear ghosts now and they're annoying and angry and yout WIFE keeps looking at her like she's gonna summon an undead army any moment now, NO idea why, but
Given the most beautiful thread that ended up happening around beauty and age and loss
Pls sir may I have some more?

[weifinder]

yeah he does not recommend hearing ghosts it's not a great time at all

but yes please let them Commune, and have further ridiculous seeming conversations, it seems perfectly inevitable

[reparo]

they keep wanting attention! ghosts are such cats ugh.

i am possibly probably going to just attack your inbox post again if i don't find my way towards a log, that's your warning /fingerguns

[weifinder]

yes they are only they're also dogs peeing on your carpet it's just bothersome

unless they were the grandpas that anurr stole LASLKJDAS THOSE WERE NICE... IN A GRUMPY GRANDPA WAY

you are utterly welcome to, i'm waiting for plotrolls to see what i'll be posting with this ham logwise but inbox is always there for the taking

[techmaturgy]

what about science-based methods to resist the undead

[weifinder]

he adores them, please tell him more, this inventor wants every tool in huss chest to work with...!

[techmaturgy]

sounds like a *~*~*project*~*~*

[weifinder]

neither one of them know how to do a project sanely, do they

perfect

[downswing]

Killing things



was the date




yeah, ur cheap

[weifinder]

ugh

yeah he's way too cheap

[downswing]

Psssssssssssst bae, I see u've got baby fever, do you need another adoptee

Wangji can totally, like

He's on this

[weifinder]

bae are you gonna adopt us another child because the answer is always yes

have you met wei wuxian

[valeas]

btw emilia is sliding into wifi's inbox at some point to make a match assessment on behalf of wangji, she is a star witch and knows stars so it sort of counts

[weifinder]

yes please he needs more with her, and also that sounds hilarious

[biomed]

Signing McCoy up for a rundown, maybe some Modern Science/Medicine chitchat

[weifinder]

bless him for wanting the actual intel, let's see where the plot rollouts leave us and then Wei Wuxian can come do a rundown of Our Time With The Merchant Evading Undead Lords but Also Being Used by a Suicidal Scorpion to Havoc Across the World

but yes he'd love the modern science and medicine chitchat, he's fascinated by new things and it's a good mental exercise and also the tools of that trade are utterly fascinating to his little inventor heart

[somebadnews]

I really want Five to find out that he's still keeping that old man alive, and still has the cloak... and they called Five a hoarder.

Also taking a poll, should he be worried about his sister's weird necromancy behavior y/n?? (He's going to find out about it eventually, Allison!!)

Five is constantly confused by wifi, I'll take any excuse to keep that running.

[scrapgege]

How about two curse marks, wei wuxian????

[weifinder]

SOLD please let him study and work to undo those, curses are the worst

they get you and everyone you love killed even when you don't have anything to do with them

[scrapgege]

hahahahaha well, these ones are... well you'll see.

easiest way would be for him to peek one while Xie Lian is idk bathing or changing or something, since he usually keeps them hidden, unless your husbando somehow said soemthing to you about them.