CR MEME | JUNE PLOT ROLLS

[groundrules]

Hi, everyone! Two parts to today’s party:

JUNE JAZZ

Check out our latest plot roll & NPC thread options for June, for which you’ll receive full details on Wednesday, 22 June. You can sign up your characters for the quest of your choice until 18:00 GMT on 21 June.

■ We’ll need at least two characters signed up for a roll to carry it out. Quests that receive more than five sign-ups may need us to RNG a character who gets final call on any decision-making within the quest.

■ Try to be available to play things out with your quest-mates between 22 June – 5 July.

■ If you’re looking short on time in that period, it might be easier to offer support to characters who are leading a plot roll, without signing up.

■ Please share the information you get with the group at large through network posts.

As a heads-up for folks who’ve never done one of these — you may get offered follow-up quests, items or plot development because you helped out with a plot roll. You can always opt out of that.


JUNE CR MEME

o1. Reply with your shiny character pitch or fill out the form below to help find your character an arch-nemesis/long-lost friend/tinder date.

o2. Comment around spam, baby, spam.

o3. There is no profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW THEY END A TERRIBLE DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>THE (SPITEFUL?) THOUGHT THAT GETS THEM THROUGH THE DAY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT’S THE EASIEST WAY TO</small>…</b> <b>...<small>IRRITATE THEM</small>:</b> <b>...<small>EARN THEIR AFFECTION</small>:</b> <b>...<small>SHOCK THEM</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SHIP DO THEY MOSTLY HANG OUT ON</small>?</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

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Katie

[gladiokinesis]

PLAYER: Katie
PREFERRED CONTACT: autoclave @ plurk or pm this journal
CHARACTER & CANON: Diego Hargreeves from the Umbrella Academy

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: young man with daddy issues is very good at throwing knives. also comes with five wolves.
HOW THEY END A TERRIBLE DATE: probably by abruptly trying to leave....no manners, this one. but once you get his heart on a hook he has a hard time shaking it, even when he would be better for it. (aka lila)
THE (SPITEFUL?) THOUGHT THAT GETS THEM THROUGH THE DAY: he's alive and his dad is dead

WHAT’S THE EASIEST WAY TO…
...IRRITATE THEM: call out his inferiority complex, daddy issues, mommy issues, threaten either of his siblings, call out his hero complex, point out how many complexes he has....
...EARN THEIR AFFECTION: earn the trust of the Graces.
...SHOCK THEM: ....I think it would take a lot to shock him, at this point.

WHAT SHIP DO THEY MOSTLY HANG OUT ON? The one Allison has a room on, sometimes Grace Three ditches him to sleep with her and Emilia in their actual room. He doesn't blame them.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? basking in getting a win for once by killing the beastmaster

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: friends!! enemies!!! I know i dropped the ball on post killing the beastmaster stuff because I got covid and I'm still recovering but I def still want to build up his cr. he's a jerk with a very soft center.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

Re: Katie

[soulsrob]

I need Diego and Winnie to get some CR bc the first time she met Five, she made Five think of Grace, gave him some mom issues, and also now it would irritate and worry Five SO MUCH.

Outside of that, it'd just be fun!!

The only thing is that Winnie's lack of a soul naturally repels animals and makes them either A. outright ignore her, or B. makes them incredibly wound up so they'd have to meet without the animals following him...somehow...

[gladiokinesis]

Look maybe the Graces are taking a well earned nap......

Either way we do need to make it happen, especially if it would irritate five

[soulsrob]

Winnie is very sweet, helpful, and cheerful, always smiling despite the situation, and would more likely pat Diego on the head and call him a "poor dear" for any terrible decisions he's made. I could actually seeing them getting along fairly well!

It'd also just be terrible and give Five an ulcer. Winnie took his soul once for a bit to force him to sleep and now he thinks she'll do it to just anyone, sheesh.

[gladiokinesis]

I'm not sure Diego would appreciate being pat on the head or called a poor dear, but it might remind him of Grace so really, it's a roll of the dice on that one.

and diego isn't doin his job if he isn't giving five an ulcer

[bravelyrunsaway]

so licyn himself is a werewolf that ends up looking like a very large wolf in wolf form, full mass conversion between forms makes for a Big Ol' Wolf

usually true animals find him weird in an intimidating sense of being Really Large, but he's not strange in body language or prone to fighting, so if he and the Graces wanted to chill it's one way to meet another friend

be the big wolf meeting the other wolves

ALSO i am glad you're recovering from covid! may you continue to heal swiftly!

[gladiokinesis]

i would def be down for the Graces to make another friend.

all the wolves pls

thank you!!!

[bravelyrunsaway]

wolf pack gets a plus one to hang out sometimes, as is good

[gladiokinesis]

never can have enough woofs. never.

[reparo]

They're gonna have to catch up now that foxes aren't trying to marry and eat Hermione anymore, and discuss his totally normal pet names.

[gladiokinesis]

it's totally normal to name five wolves after your dead robo-mom, what are you talking about?

[reparo]

sure sounds normal and not at all like another bad hargreeves coping mechanism yep

[gladiokinesis]

um compared to a lot of the hargreeves coping mechanisms this is fine ok. he's not doing drugs or talking to mannequins.

[reparo]

marrying mannequins

[downswing]

I kind of want Wangji to completely misunderstand why Diego is visiting Emilia's quarters (TO GET HIS DOGE) and just shake his head at them both because this hussy is cheating on the devil, ngl.

[gladiokinesis]

um yes. i desperately need this.

[downswing]

Diego, honey, no.

[gladiokinesis]

diego, yes

[valeas]

assuming the worst of her smh

[downswing]

Literally, the devil's whore.

[valeas]

say that to her face and see if he keeps the skin on his !!!

[somebadnews]

Hero dinner is going to happen, everyone is just going to have to chill for a minute so they can be proud of Diego for exactly one hour.

[gladiokinesis]

Come on, he at least deserves two hours.

[somebadnews]

How about we don't inform Diego of the time limit and see how far they can go before they're interrupted by pirate zombies or some other ridiculous thing. Set your expectations.

[gladiokinesis]

Is it so much to expect more than an hour to celebrate his heroics???