CR MEME | JUNE PLOT ROLLS

[groundrules]

Hi, everyone! Two parts to today’s party:

JUNE JAZZ

Check out our latest plot roll & NPC thread options for June, for which you’ll receive full details on Wednesday, 22 June. You can sign up your characters for the quest of your choice until 18:00 GMT on 21 June.

■ We’ll need at least two characters signed up for a roll to carry it out. Quests that receive more than five sign-ups may need us to RNG a character who gets final call on any decision-making within the quest.

■ Try to be available to play things out with your quest-mates between 22 June – 5 July.

■ If you’re looking short on time in that period, it might be easier to offer support to characters who are leading a plot roll, without signing up.

■ Please share the information you get with the group at large through network posts.

As a heads-up for folks who’ve never done one of these — you may get offered follow-up quests, items or plot development because you helped out with a plot roll. You can always opt out of that.


JUNE CR MEME

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Comments

[reparo]

Can't believe this is the one person in the whole game who knows about Hermione's experience with torture. Now that he'd finally understand why she has nightmares they're not even housed together anymore. SAD

Please take this as confirmation that I will continue to pursue the avenue of Hermione and Five are actually twins.

[somebadnews]

Trauma recognizes trauma?? Five got attached to Hermione in a weird way, so don't think he'll stop blinking into her room whenever he feels like even if they aren't technically roommates anymore. He's got zero concept of personal space so it's not totally unlikely he'd see her after nightmares ah.

They are fully twins, just waiting for the time they both say the same thing at the same moment and Five's family have that shared look of Concern. Turns out Five is just Hermione in 40 years.

[reparo]

Five is just Hermione in 40 years - brilliant, underappreciated, underestimated, full of trauma and coffee? Give her a week near his caffeine stash and she can be Five now, tbh. But oh yes good, thank you Sheep.

Pester her. She can start a lab again one day, and then tell him she's mislabeled items so he won't nick them. Make him a lil lab coat if he wants to be her brewing assistant.

[somebadnews]

Hermione is this really the goal you want to strive for? But yes, he will fully get her addicted to coffee and of all his vices this is probably the one you want.

That's fair. Five definitely never figured out that stealing her shit was part of his curse, it just made good sense to hoard things at the time and maybe he should keep that going. He'll suck it up and help because he really wants to know magic, it's extremely frustrating to not be the best at something. She understands.

[reparo]

she'd like to claim the moral high ground about the hoarding issue but her bag's enchanted to fit a billion things and she literally robbed a library and is hoarding books, food, clothes, etc.
so like
maybe she won't

[somebadnews]

Someday Five needs to show her that he's got an enchanted box and a little bag from Lily. He paid so much to her for the box because she was still sore about him trying to kill her, but the bag was a thank you-! They're super handy, and also maybe share those books he was criticizing your group for going after.

[reparo]

can't stress this enough but don't try to kill her too

[somebadnews]

It was unfortunate that it happened twice, but I think Wangji is the only one who remembers so it practically never happened. Hermione is perfectly safe!