lostcompass | CR MEME | JUNE PLOT ROLLS

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CR MEME | JUNE PLOT ROLLS

Hi, everyone! Two parts to today’s party:

JUNE JAZZ

Check out our latest plot roll & NPC thread options for June, for which you’ll receive full details on Wednesday, 22 June. You can sign up your characters for the quest of your choice until 18:00 GMT on 21 June.

■ We’ll need at least two characters signed up for a roll to carry it out. Quests that receive more than five sign-ups may need us to RNG a character who gets final call on any decision-making within the quest.

■ Try to be available to play things out with your quest-mates between 22 June – 5 July.

■ If you’re looking short on time in that period, it might be easier to offer support to characters who are leading a plot roll, without signing up.

■ Please share the information you get with the group at large through network posts.

As a heads-up for folks who’ve never done one of these — you may get offered follow-up quests, items or plot development because you helped out with a plot roll. You can always opt out of that.

JUNE CR MEME

o1. Reply with your shiny character pitch or fill out the form below to help find your character an arch-nemesis/long-lost friend/tinder date.

o2. ~~Comment around~~ spam, baby, spam.

o3. There is no profit.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

PLAYER: ruxi
PREFERRED CONTACT: PM is fastest, exar is the runner-up
CHARACTER & CANON: Lan Wangji | The Untamed

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: overpowered exorcist takes a left on the righteous path to save dead bae and the world
HOW THEY END A TERRIBLE DATE: BSODs from start to finish
THE (SPITEFUL?) THOUGHT THAT GETS THEM THROUGH THE DAY: 'your existence, a cosmic micro-aggression against me personally, too shall pass'

WHAT’S THE EASIEST WAY TO…
...IRRITATE THEM: unkindness/cruelty, oppression against the weak, empty chit-chatter, indiscipline, arrogance, whining.
...EARN THEIR ~~AFFECTION~~ ESTEEM: UPHOLD THE GOODNESS IN YOUR HEART, DISPLAY NOBILITY, GENEROSITY AND STRENGTH, NEVER LIE, STEAL OR DISAPPOINT, it's that easy.
...SHOCK THEM: necromancy, abusing the dead, erotica.

WHAT SHIP DO THEY MOSTLY HANG OUT ON? the Pariah, though he'll cruise aboard the Queen Zanyra now and then.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? I'm peering my head after a bit of MIA, so I've got my shop sign set to OPEN, but nothing carved in stone.

Indicatively, I'd love for him to go on the Vernalis and lend a hand with all the Crossing ghosts. He can help deliver meals and items to the brig and back, but he's not breaking you folks out, if you were jailed fairly. Discipline is good, and most of y'all need some some time to chill out.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT:

— if you need a tank for any of your goals, call him, he's exquisite at killing*. *this includes exactly 0% tidying up the crime scene after

— I'd love him to try to troubleshoot the Ke-Waihu volcano effects with someone, or to help anyone haunted in the Crossing — this is his professional bread and butter.

— it's inevitable at least someone will walk the plank, shout if you need dramatic catching.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

Wangji 101: see child, steal child

to be fair, the brig IS quiet and the downtime feels quite relaxing, it's almost like a vacation in ail. that said please do not restrict this hardened criminal from joining the family thank you

I feel as if he should be in inbox touch repeatedly just to ask, "HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE NOW"

something something "the captain refused my proposal for a re-education programme, which is outrageous because it would've been LESS THAN A WEEK" probably

............................honey, no

"see child, steal child"

great, they already have something to talk about!

How many children has Eda displaced???

well one she stole and another just kinda made herself at home with her

This sounds more as if child #2 kidnapped her.

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erotica? really? that's what keeps him up at nights contemplating the fall of civilization?

Look, I don't mess with canon, the man dissolves in outrage when faced with porn.

how porn is porn? are we talking a little bit of ankle? some tentacling that could also be misconstrued as a squid having a really good time? a bit of nipplage?

Heavily stylised book sketches of human-on-human acts, likely vanilla in flavour.

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that moment when you are fond of your righteous friend who just took off with your adopted child and you're still not parsing the EYE ROLL HE DDI IN STEALING SAID CHILD FROM YOUR EMBRACE

bae where were you even going with a-yuan what was your plan, spoil him utterly (it was a good plan)

ngl he does look particularly displeased with theft, almost as if he were mentally berating Wei Wuxian for not doing child delivery.

The turnip liked its dad better.

he will flirt at this man

how fast to get a sword drawn i'm looking forward to this

A sword, or a sword.

He would prefer the one in Wangji's pants but he'll settle for the other one if he must

Wangji do you want to see how Xie Lian ghost hunts? (spoiler : he punches and strangles and ties up, mostly)

Why are you like this, why do you disrespect ghosts so much, isn't your husband one.

this is actually very logical, if ghosts are people, then there are good ghosts and bad ghosts, and if you punch bad people then you punch bad ghosts. easy.

Do you still desire Wrathion's crafting skills! And if so, what's final decision on what he's making (weapons? Jewellery? Clothing? Backpack? .... bedazzling something?) And how dyou want to get them together for this? Wrathion isn't signed up for any event so can technically be anywhere, though feasibly he'd ghost around behind Anduin as he does his Pariah haunting investigation.

Hey! Yeah, I think Wangji not really knowing Wrathion has the skill might be a bit prohibitive on this one, unless you were planning on having Wrathion mention or demonstrate the skill somehow!

He had described his skillset to Wei Wuxian! He briefly worked in the forge before the Beastmaster caused him to escape to a cave. Or else, I'd be fine for Wangji to catch Wrathion digging through his pack of gems and bits he has left on one of the ships if he just needs a current visual cue. If none of that works though it's chill!

Oh, that'd be great, if you're open to us handwaving he sees Wrathion at work somehow, or it's mentioned, or maybe one of the pirates mentions seeing Wrathion tinker with steel — any plausible cover, basically!

And he's honestly just looking to make some gifts of reimbursement — even something as simple as a talisman on a chain, or a padlock would do, if that sounds in Wrathion's general range of expertise?

I've signed him up for the underwater part of things, so I could have him bring back some pearls or prettier shells that could be used ornamentally lmf.