texts from last night's deeply regretted rum venture

[groundrules]

DON'T PIRATE AND DRIVE

o1. Nothing settles the Crossing jitters like a bit of liquid courage — and with pirates, sharing is caring. Maybe you took it willing, under duress or subterfuge, or you completely underestimated the potency of what your esteemed sailor companions style the 'Mother's milk — but you are hereby sloshed. Inebriated. Tipsy. Under the weather. Toasting the gods. o2. Top level with one or more of your character's most philosophical, amorous, or otherwise deeply wrong drunken thoughts or observation. Don't leave an empty comment, that makes the wine gods sad. o3. Comment aroundkeep incriminating evidence. o4. Feel free to make any of your threads game canon, just check with your partner too!

Comments

Eda Clawthorne | The Owl House

[traaaaaash]

1. does that one pirate who whittles take commissions

2. what if i just bodyswapped the pirate captains

3. do you think raine thinks the harpy is hot

4. hey what if i drank the dark water. would my curse go away or would it go worse

5. here's the plan: 1. we throw a party on all of the ships and invite all the pirates 2. we steal the other ship and sail away 3. profit

6. i miss apple blood

4

[somebadnews]

[ These are the people you travel with, Five. 'Can I cure myself with actual poison'? More importantly... ]

Did you bring back the dark water that they just found near the hollowed out bodies?

[traaaaaash]

why, what do you want with it?

[somebadnews]

If you can spare a cup, I was really hoping to liquify my insides so I can make a nice meat suit for the next guy.

6

[reparo]

Apples don't bleed.

[traaaaaash]

they do where i'm from

deliciously

[reparo]

How? Do you have to cut them or squeeze this blood out?

2.

[downswing]

You would be shortchanged.

[traaaaaash]

why tho it would be funny

[downswing]

Inhabiting their bodies is possession.

6.

[incantates]

Do enlighten me.
Which kind of apple is the one that bleeds?

[traaaaaash]

the ones at hooooooome

[incantates]

Do they scream when you slice them too?

5.

[reaction]

Best idea I've heard since forever and a day. Where would we sail to? Anywhere but here?

[traaaaaash]

wherever gets us to those portals

[reaction]

Portals? What do you know about it?

1

[silverneedles]

Why not ask him?

[traaaaaash]

you know what

maybe i will

2

[bravelyrunsaway]

You can do that?!

[traaaaaash]

oh dang right

no magic

can't even bodyswap anymore!!

[bravelyrunsaway]

Why would you ever need to!?

5

[beitangmoran]

Honestly not the worst idea, to be honest.

[traaaaaash]

has anyone else come up with something better? i think not

4

[techmaturgy]

We would need a control group, if you want to do this properly.

[traaaaaash]

what do you mean properly