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texts from last night's deeply regretted rum venture

| o1. Nothing settles the Crossing jitters like a bit of liquid courage — and with pirates, sharing is caring. Maybe you took it willing, under duress or subterfuge, or you completely underestimated the potency of what your esteemed sailor companions style the 'Mother's milk — but you are hereby sloshed. Inebriated. Tipsy. Under the weather. Toasting the gods. o2. Top level with one or more of your character's most philosophical, amorous, or otherwise deeply wrong drunken thoughts or observation. Don't leave an empty comment, that makes the wine gods sad. o3. Comment aroundkeep incriminating evidence. o4. Feel free to make any of your threads game canon, just check with your partner too! |

Eda Clawthorne | The Owl House
2. what if i just bodyswapped the pirate captains
3. do you think raine thinks the harpy is hot
4. hey what if i drank the dark water. would my curse go away or would it go worse
5. here's the plan: 1. we throw a party on all of the ships and invite all the pirates 2. we steal the other ship and sail away 3. profit
6. i miss apple blood
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i. He is counting his teeth in my hand. Skipped two
ii. Shhhhhhhhhhh the shark wants us closer to whisper in our ears
iii. Run while Wen Qing's smiling
iv. The flea that jumped off him is Wang Yanming. I am naming his immediate family now.
v. Day 471 of Five seeking to murder us all. No one has brought him a stool.
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hermione granger (hp)
2. I know that I don't look like an impulsive and reckless kind of person, but one time I set my Potions Professor's robes on fire and I still think about it as a crowning achievement.
3. Let's play two truths, one lie - I'll go first. I have twelve toes, my favourite treat are sugar quills, and I made my parents forget me to keep them safe.
4. I think I should start swearing. I think life owes me the right to say fuck.
5. HOW are so many people in this group married?
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wen qing | the untamed
ii. Everyone here is either married or hopeless. Sometimes both.
iii. Taking bets on what happens to the ships after we depart. I have a jar of wine on "they both sink" though I might change it to "they both explode."
iv. Do not go around informing people you are fireproof.
v. Prove you are not drunk. Write five true sentences with proper grammar.
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mo ran | husky and his white cat shizun
ii. listen. i'm not lying. i'm just not telling you the entire story. massive difference.
iii. how many dick jokes could a dick make if a dick could tell jokes
iv. has anyone tried seducing the pirates for answers?
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Lan Sizhui | The Untamed
ii. Why is everyone concerned about people here being married suddenly?
iii. I don't think this rum thing works well with the seasickness potion...
iv. Or text him.
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licyn mansbane
2. It wasn't a challenge, but far be it from me to tell you no. I'll bring the oranges, you bring the dagger, we can charm someone to assist with playing target!
3. Awwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh!
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wei wuxian
2. I wish I were as drunk as you think I am, my head's still too loud.
3. How did that last sea shanty I heard you singing go?
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Zhou Zishu | Word of Honor
2. A bottle of rum wasn't enough to mask his breath. I'll need two or three.
3. Swift Moving Steps serves me well on a ship in a storm.
4. Talk slower. Be funnier.
5. Maybe if you were a cute girl...
6. How would a beard look on me?
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viktor | arcane
2. Would it be inappropriate to do a scientific analysis on whether a person’s behavior while inebriated is determined by nature or nurture?
3. I know how to make vodka, by the way, if you want to come over and do a science project.
4. I do like boats, yes. In principle, I mean. In practice? Unfortunately, that's another matter entirely.
5. [cyoa]
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