texts from last night's deeply regretted rum venture

[groundrules]

DON'T PIRATE AND DRIVE

o1. Nothing settles the Crossing jitters like a bit of liquid courage — and with pirates, sharing is caring. Maybe you took it willing, under duress or subterfuge, or you completely underestimated the potency of what your esteemed sailor companions style the 'Mother's milk — but you are hereby sloshed. Inebriated. Tipsy. Under the weather. Toasting the gods. o2. Top level with one or more of your character's most philosophical, amorous, or otherwise deeply wrong drunken thoughts or observation. Don't leave an empty comment, that makes the wine gods sad. o3. Comment aroundkeep incriminating evidence. o4. Feel free to make any of your threads game canon, just check with your partner too!

Comments

hermione granger (hp)

[reparo]

1. Just because I'm a LITTLE tipsy does not mean that we completely forget our grammar and spelling. Try again.

2. I know that I don't look like an impulsive and reckless kind of person, but one time I set my Potions Professor's robes on fire and I still think about it as a crowning achievement.

3. Let's play two truths, one lie - I'll go first. I have twelve toes, my favourite treat are sugar quills, and I made my parents forget me to keep them safe.

4. I think I should start swearing. I think life owes me the right to say fuck.

5. HOW are so many people in this group married?

4.

[downswing]

Respectfully declined.

1/2

[reparo]

Fucking Hanguang-Jun.

[reparo]

Alright, I'll admit that went too far.

3.

[paperbutterflies]

I don't think I've ever had sugar quills.

[ Better than to start explaining how forgetting hurts. Even if for him it was not on purpose and was yet for his protection. ]

[reparo]

I think they're meant to be magical treats - basically sugar spun like quills. But you shouldn't write with them.

3

[blackscales]

My guess is you do not have twelve toes.

[reparo]

How do you know for sure without checking my feet?

2

[biomed]

What did they do to deserve that?

[reparo]

I thought they were trying to kill my best friend.

2.

[incantates]

Okay, I have my glass refilled.
Now, this is a story I need to hear.
Did the professor deserve it, or were you just trying to be the star pupil?

[reparo]

No, my friend's life was in danger and I thought it was that professor who was controlling the spell that was making his broom try to unseat him mid-air. I thought, who wouldn't stop what they're doing if their cloak was on fire?

5

[silverneedles]

A fair question. I have yet to figure it out.

[reparo]

Some cases are very surprising.

1

[bravelyrunsaway]

Awwroo?

[reparo]

Yes, you are a good boy.

5

[weifinder]

Aren't most of us not married?

[reparo]

You're not in the most of us category, mister shouts his love from the deck of a ship.

2.

[traaaaaash]

hey look at you, you've got a little chaos agent in you after all!

[reparo]

Miss Eda, we robbed a library.

5

[scrapgege]

Are there really so many of us?

[reparo]

You're married?!

3

[somebadnews]

[ This game was a mistake, Hermione. ]

Show me your feet.

[reparo]

Pervert.

2

[techmaturgy]

Only the robes?