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texts from last night's deeply regretted rum venture

DON'T PIRATE AND DRIVE

o1. Nothing settles the Crossing jitters like a bit of liquid courage — and with pirates, sharing is caring. Maybe you took it willing, under duress or subterfuge, or you completely underestimated the potency of what your esteemed sailor companions style the 'Mother's milk — but you are hereby sloshed. Inebriated. Tipsy. Under the weather. Toasting the gods.

o2. Top level with one or more of your character's most philosophical, amorous, or otherwise deeply wrong drunken thoughts or observation. Don't leave an empty comment, that makes the wine gods sad.

o3. Comment aroundkeep incriminating evidence.

o4. Feel free to make any of your threads game canon, just check with your partner too!

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1. does that one pirate who whittles take commissions

2. what if i just bodyswapped the pirate captains

3. do you think raine thinks the harpy is hot

4. hey what if i drank the dark water. would my curse go away or would it go worse

5. here's the plan: 1. we throw a party on all of the ships and invite all the pirates 2. we steal the other ship and sail away 3. profit

6. i miss apple blood

[ These are the people you travel with, Five. 'Can I cure myself with actual poison'? More importantly... ]

Did you bring back the dark water that they just found near the hollowed out bodies?

Edited 2022-07-10 20:54 (UTC)

why, what do you want with it?

Edited 2022-07-10 20:55 (UTC)

( Possibly just half of a sip later, at various points over his wild night — )

i. He is counting his teeth in my hand. Skipped two

ii. Shhhhhhhhhhh the shark wants us closer to whisper in our ears

iii. Run while Wen Qing's smiling

iv. The flea that jumped off him is Wang Yanming. I am naming his immediate family now.

v. Day 471 of Five seeking to murder us all. No one has brought him a stool.

do you mean the sad one

1. Just because I'm a LITTLE tipsy does not mean that we completely forget our grammar and spelling. Try again.

2. I know that I don't look like an impulsive and reckless kind of person, but one time I set my Potions Professor's robes on fire and I still think about it as a crowning achievement.

3. Let's play two truths, one lie - I'll go first. I have twelve toes, my favourite treat are sugar quills, and I made my parents forget me to keep them safe.

4. I think I should start swearing. I think life owes me the right to say fuck.

5. HOW are so many people in this group married?

Apples don't bleed.

It's not all of us, he doesn't have the time.

Respectfully declined.

Fucking Hanguang-Jun.

Alright, I'll admit that went too far.

( All children go to their rebellious phase. Girls are no different. )

( At least she isn't out slaying decaying turtles of evil. )

I don't think I've ever had sugar quills.

[ Better than to start explaining how forgetting hurts. Even if for him it was not on purpose and was yet for his protection. ]