texts from last night's deeply regretted rum venture

[groundrules]

DON'T PIRATE AND DRIVE

o1. Nothing settles the Crossing jitters like a bit of liquid courage — and with pirates, sharing is caring. Maybe you took it willing, under duress or subterfuge, or you completely underestimated the potency of what your esteemed sailor companions style the 'Mother's milk — but you are hereby sloshed. Inebriated. Tipsy. Under the weather. Toasting the gods. o2. Top level with one or more of your character's most philosophical, amorous, or otherwise deeply wrong drunken thoughts or observation. Don't leave an empty comment, that makes the wine gods sad. o3. Comment aroundkeep incriminating evidence. o4. Feel free to make any of your threads game canon, just check with your partner too!

Comments

licyn mansbane

[bravelyrunsaway]

1. If you're lonely, love, say the word. There's nothing I'd enjoy more than taking your mind off things, however you please.

2. It wasn't a challenge, but far be it from me to tell you no. I'll bring the oranges, you bring the dagger, we can charm someone to assist with playing target!

3. Awwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh!

iii.

[downswing]

Injury sustained?

[bravelyrunsaway]

Awwwuwhimper?

[downswing]

Speak adequately.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Ooowaoooaooooo.

[downswing]

Scuttle behind the sleeve.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Ao?

[downswing]

You may curl up.

[bravelyrunsaway]

( nice to know he's got sleeves to retreat to, that's a new one. )

Waurwuu!

[downswing]

Bad.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Aruuuuwoooooa?

[downswing]

Because you were indisciplined.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Huuuwuuuu...

[downswing]

You may repent.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Uuaooo.

[downswing]

Return, lesson learned.

3.

[incantates]

Is it weird this isn't the first time someone has
howled at me through text?

[bravelyrunsaway]

( licyn's fairly sure that says interesting things about the person's past, but given his response is canine amused panting, and for the sake of fun things are getting transcribed instead of sent direct audio: )

Heh-ah-heh-ah-heh! Huuuawaou.

[incantates]

I can't tell if you're trying to initiate some kinky fursuit roleplay with me,
or if you're a dog that accidentally hit the speech to text function on someone's device.

[bravelyrunsaway]

( kinky sounds promising, but what in the worlds is fursuit roleplay? fascinating. )

Aroowoo. Rooaaaayyyt ruuooooouuun roouuurrraauuueeennnnt.

( actually attempting to talk to the pendant, producing... "wait one moment."

we're on a boat, he has to find a place to go naked man again instead of snooping wolf taking advantage of the extra drunken revelry. )

[incantates]

[ He's not drunk enough for this. ]

I'm really hoping it's option 2 the longer this goes on.
Either way, I'm taken, so you are definitely barking up the wrong tree.

Unless you're hungry or Timmy is stuck in a well.
Then I might be able to help.

[bravelyrunsaway]

( this at notable delay, then: 0

While many continue to delight by speaking on any assortment of mysterious subjects, I know no Timmy, and we're in the largest natural well any could ask for. If we're stuck, can you help that?

As for the rest, I was curious if the pendants pick up intent or transmit without hands. No, and yes.

[incantates]

[ So the dog can talk... or well type. ]

The speech to text function still has a few kinks in it,
but it did transmit those dog barks as well as it could, all things considered.

What may I actually help you with? A treat? Some ear scratches? Belly rubs?

[bravelyrunsaway]

Oh, why not belly rubs? Belly rubs are wonderful, truly.

[incantates]

That I can probably accommodate.
Is the dog yours, or are you the dog yourself?