texts from last night's deeply regretted rum venture

[groundrules]

DON'T PIRATE AND DRIVE

o1. Nothing settles the Crossing jitters like a bit of liquid courage — and with pirates, sharing is caring. Maybe you took it willing, under duress or subterfuge, or you completely underestimated the potency of what your esteemed sailor companions style the 'Mother's milk — but you are hereby sloshed. Inebriated. Tipsy. Under the weather. Toasting the gods. o2. Top level with one or more of your character's most philosophical, amorous, or otherwise deeply wrong drunken thoughts or observation. Don't leave an empty comment, that makes the wine gods sad. o3. Comment aroundkeep incriminating evidence. o4. Feel free to make any of your threads game canon, just check with your partner too!

Comments

[weifinder]

It's so lacking, Miss Eda, sweet without a depth, and watered down.

Wait, wait, and idea! Bring two oranges, I'll bring rum!

[traaaaaash]

oh hey

it's not apple blood but it could be something

alrighty be back in a few

[weifinder]

Can you make apple blood if we end up in a decent trading port, do you think?

[traaaaaash]

i've never actually made it

but hey new experiment

surely this one won't blow up in my face

[weifinder]

Even if it does, maybe it'll be a delicious explosion! Though isn't it an alcohol? Usually there's limited explosions involved with wine jar fermentation...

[traaaaaash]

well you never know these days

or in this place

[weifinder]

I'll keep an open mind! Along with an escape route.

[traaaaaash]

oh yeah

ALWAYS have an escape route

you get it!

[weifinder]

Yes, never back yourself into a corner and expect anything won't go wrong to spare you from the consequence of it.

[traaaaaash]

exactly!! lemme guess you have experience at this

[weifinder]

For mischievous and serious and dangerous reasons alike!

[traaaaaash]

only the best reasons!

[weifinder]

Generally yes, though mischievous has to be the best of the best!

[traaaaaash]

oh i agree

nothing tops some good old mischief

[weifinder]

Tell that to my husband, ah? Though he has learned how!

[traaaaaash]

who's your husband again? i'll tell him

[weifinder]

Lan Wangji!

[traaaaaash]

wait who was that again

[weifinder]

Tall, dark, handsome, wears white robes, very dramatic and concise when he speaks!

[traaaaaash]

... you mean that prettyboy with a stick up his butt? THAT's your husband?

[weifinder]

He's much looser than you think!

[traaaaaash]

is he now

do tell

[weifinder]

He teases! He tells jokes! It's been a delightful series of discoveries.

[traaaaaash]

i guess you have special husband privileges there

[weifinder]

I have to have something, right? But no, I've seen him tease more than me. It's a skill he's learned! It's very sweet.