texts from last night's deeply regretted rum venture

[groundrules]

DON'T PIRATE AND DRIVE

o1. Nothing settles the Crossing jitters like a bit of liquid courage — and with pirates, sharing is caring. Maybe you took it willing, under duress or subterfuge, or you completely underestimated the potency of what your esteemed sailor companions style the 'Mother's milk — but you are hereby sloshed. Inebriated. Tipsy. Under the weather. Toasting the gods. o2. Top level with one or more of your character's most philosophical, amorous, or otherwise deeply wrong drunken thoughts or observation. Don't leave an empty comment, that makes the wine gods sad. o3. Comment aroundkeep incriminating evidence. o4. Feel free to make any of your threads game canon, just check with your partner too!

Comments

mo ran | husky and his white cat shizun

[inkfire]

i. i'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.

ii. listen. i'm not lying. i'm just not telling you the entire story. massive difference.

iii. how many dick jokes could a dick make if a dick could tell jokes

iv. has anyone tried seducing the pirates for answers?

iv.

[topoiran]

Regularly.

[inkfire]

Gotten anywhere with that?

[topoiran]

They are seducible, though not many have answers of note.

[inkfire]

Damn, there goes that plan to get more information out of them. It'd have to be one of the captains or first mates, huh?

[topoiran]

Of course, I may not have come across the right one - I have not given up, so why should you before you start?

i

[bravelyrunsaway]

Sounds like a problem with a simple solution, love, truly. Unless you like being so agitated. Far me it from me to deny anyone their particulars.

iii.

[downswing]

Shameless. Obscene.

iii.

[traaaaaash]

wouldn't all of its jokes be dick jokes by virtue of it being a dick

i

[scrapgege]

What does that have to do with it?