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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*he seems to land in dreadful circumstances but survive

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

*cockroaching along

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

*has the Wei Ying vibe

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

*finally someone worse than Wangji

does this person even k★now what money is?
★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

*secret kissing pervert

[scrapgege]

Does yeeting yourself down Heaven and bouncing off clouds and getting all banged up count as yeeting oneself off a cliff because he's done that

[downswing]

Oh f f s Xie Lian!!!!!!!!!

[scrapgege]

he didn't bounce off the clouds on purpose it just.... happened, sort of. with his luck and all.

(I don't think they mentioned it in the donghua because we don't see him actually remove his clothing to change into the wedding robes, but in the novel he's all bandaged up and he tells Mu Qing and Feng Xin it's because of that).