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[groundrules]

AND THEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES



Dusty, crammed, stale — you've hit the real estate jackpot with your recent abode. And you're even #blessed with roommates.

o1. Post a top level with some of your character's quirky, funny, sad or standout domestic habits everyone can enjoy. ( "That fourth lizard tail's a bit awkward." "They're always stealing everyone's fancy conditioner." "That guy, watching you sleep." )

o2. Tag around with your character's IC reactions: questions, passive aggressive post-its, gentle encouragements to stop watering that plant, wholesome suggestions, etc.

o3. Threads can stay game canon — break the ice on some new CR. Why not?

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wen qing | the untamed

[silverneedles]

[ - insists upon a proper nighttime skincare regime, even here. It's five steps. she hates interruptions.
- sleeps wherever, so unless a bed has someone in it or is claimed, she might fall asleep there; also handles interruptions and fractured sleep schedules with aplomb but hates early mornings.
- she sprawls. if someone ends up in bed with her, they will likely get kicked and/or left a tiny corner of the bed. she also hogs the blankets.
- she will do her nails every few days and leaves her nail file just lying around. sorry.
- do not let her cook, it will be burned. also she will use the stove to brew tinctures and will drag people to help her trim herbs and bundle them up.
- she gives very good deep-tissue massages
- she brews a very good cup of tea
- she will knock out anyone who looks like they need sleep. ]

[downswing]

Apologies. The littlest ones have tarnished mistress Wen's pots.

Now amended.



( Your moisturiser is gear grease. )

[silverneedles]

And how did the littlest ones get into it?

[downswing]

Covetous curiosity. They judge the mistress' skin snow-fair.

[silverneedles]

Not all small hands can reach as high as the shelves. Did they climb stepladders?

[downswing]

You assume conspiracy?

[silverneedles]

I assume help.

1/3

[downswing]

Who would progress children to sabotage your

[downswing]

( Ding........ ding....... diiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.......... )

[downswing]

The Patriarch.

[silverneedles]

And leave you to tell me the pots have been used?

[downswing]

Stands accused.

[silverneedles]

And if we ask him?

[downswing]

Ask.

audio @yiling laozu

[weifinder]

Whatever Lan Zhan says!

( no he's not tracking this conversation, yes he just randomly interjected with, probably lan zhan isn't lying??? )

text | un: qishan; sorry wei ying

[silverneedles]

You owe me moisturizer.

lmf no, no you're not

[weifinder]

( takes him a moment to glance down and read, and then his eyebrows are lifting. )

Er, what kind? Ahahaha...ha....ha......................

( lan zhan what were you doing??? )

audio; un: qishan

[silverneedles]

[ and she switches to audio; it's very evident from her tone she's just teasing ]

The same type in the pots you helped the children get into.

[ your husband threw you under the bus ]

[weifinder]

... How creative of me! None of it was laced with chili oil?

( he knows his husband tossed him under that bus So Hard )

Missed opportunity for learning.

[reparo]

Five people have complained about the bacon being too burnt, if you'll believe it? Five!! They should be glad there is bacon!

So the conclusion is, we shouldn't be in charge of breakfast again.

[silverneedles]

Why do they insist upon making us cooking? If they don't like burnt food, they should make it themselves.

[reparo]

Maybe they heard us speak of cauldrons and immediately assumed - or maybe there's an unspoken rota. Nevertheless.

[silverneedles]

Seems silly to assume we cook just for that. A rota makes some sense, but I have yet to see a few others attempt to cook. How did they convince everyone to let them skip such duties?

[snowcleave]

[ Just, a lot of looking on fondly in bisexual ensues. ]

[silverneedles]

[ Hello pretty lady, would you like to be friends? ]